The Wrong Execution

The chewerrrrrrs

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

They should make a Pikmin game where the protagonist is expected to work forty hours a week, but they only have ten hours' worth of work to do, incentivizing you to play inefficiently on purpose

"yeah sorry boss a bulbear ate all my blues again. gonna have to spend tomorrow building the stockpile back up... should still be able to make quota, though." (hangs up) "alright time to figure out if I can smoke anything on this stupid planet"

no way dude no way. there's just no way

from a certain standpoint birdwatching is a sort of gacha

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

have i ever shown u people my hand sofa

when im 45 years old ill still be here posting like take my hand. lets go into menopause together

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin