The Wrong Execution

Armored Lady Monday

my dragon girlie Tez, she can breathe lightning

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I started by making it illegal to sin, because why should God have all the fun of punishing others? Unfortunately people were sinning anyway and punishing them became too much work, so instead I took away everyone's ability to sin from birth.

Everyone's meals are pre-portioned so there's no more gluttony.

Everyone gets a cell where they can't observe or be observed in any way so there's no lust or envy.

Nobody learns what possessions are nor has any so there's no greed.

Nobody is expected to accomplish anything so there's no sloth or pride.

We figure any wrath is moot since in the cells it wouldn't affect anyone.

This is what makes God happiest. He tells me I did a good job, and that everyone is going to heaven now.

Everyone is very confused and overwhelmed when they arrive in heaven, but when God sees their lives free from sin He welcomes them with open arms to an eternal personal cell with pre-portioned meals and no expectations.

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