Robotgirl wearing booty shorts that read WARRANTY VOID IF REMOVED

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

Sometimes I overheat and die for a little bit but then I get better

“too much garlic” whats next? too much love?

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

I love an open window and some cool clean air

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Oh no job for me thanks I just wanted to fill out this really long and condescending job application for you☺️

i need to start being meaner about the cultural obsession with the sanctity of family

"i made this with my body so it's mine now" is an objectively dehumanising and terrifying way to think about another person, and yet it forms the foundation of so much of societal infrastructure. absolutely appalling work everybody.

let's be unquestioningly legally and socially recognised as property of the state in order to be allowed the right to exist with mama

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

in a way i am my own dead wife