having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

some of you have never had your notp be the most popular ship in the fandom and it shows

The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

welcome to body world (inhales shakily through my clenched teeth) a world where everyone has a body

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

And it's gonna getcha

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

rpf is beautiful and will unite us all

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

the world hates nocturnal girls

i always feel completely normal and fine and on the verge of spontaneously combusting