i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

I did not have parasocial relations with that man

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

i miss when summers were normal and not literal hell

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

whatever man fuck you *slides my opacity setting down to 0*

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist