A Mistake

baseball?? that game from twilight?

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

shout out to all the brave and very sexy individuals who are still here with us despite life being tough. that's extremely voluptuous and your meat is huge

The scream always takes me out 🤣

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules

thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months

youtube to mp3 converters have done more for this country than the military ever will