spooky bunny

Just Billy Loomis:

extremely overportective

can be mean, usually on accident though, if you cry he'll apologize

doesnt sleep much so just watches you sleep, makes sure the pacifier stays put

smokes around you, he'll put it out if it makes you cough or he'll just set you on the floor so its out of your face

when you fuss he'll seem annoyed, he's not but he'll pat your back

tries to not swear around you

can pick you up, prefers to bridal style or on his hip

when he comes back from his... nightly violent activities he showers and then puts you on his chest and cuddles you, pets your hair, praises you

is not one for pet names at all, doesnt give a shit what he calls you or you call him

occassionally affectionate, kisses to the forehead/top of head

not a caregiver, but does try

yells a lot when you make a mess but apologizes after he realizes you're crying harder

will genuinely threaten someone if they make fun of you for having a pacifier or stuffed animal (any comfort item)

takes you everywhere he goes (not at night tho) park, theater, party you're there

if he sits anywhere you are in sight at all times

Just Stu Macher:

this fucker might as well be a parasite the way he clings

so goofy silly, always acting a fool to make you laugh

gives you rides on his back or shoulders

takes you to stores, mall, movie rental shop with him

very irresponsible, drinks around you, he parties a ton

so clingy, kisses all over your head and ruffles your hair

when he doesnt want to get up and grab your pacifier he'll just let you chew on his arm and hands

has you play video games with him

gets annoyed but doesnt outwardly show it towards you

plays dolls with you, he gets a bit violent though

ragebaiter from HELL

teaches you to swear

calls you "peanut, squirt, little dude, little guy" condescending as shit

scares you on purpose to be a douche, semi-sorry after depending how you react

insanely good at arcade games/claw machines, will hold the prize he wins over your head for a bit before he gives in and lets you have it just to tease

Both Stu and Billy:

INSANELY HOT when you three are cuddled up together, summer has nothing on the body heat of being squished between two people

leave you home alone frequeantly for the nights they murder on

steals stuff from their victims's houses to give to you

make you stay up with them sometimes

probably will have you call people while they plan killings ngl, probably just gives you the voice changer and one of their cellular phones and let you have at it

they bring you to parties a lot, but they dont let you out of their sight one of them is watching you at all times

keep you busy with coloring books and your stuffed animals while they plan

argue over the smallest things when it comes to you, who gets to put you to bed, who gets to play with you, roughhousing, ect

they'll let you play with their knives as long as its sheathed and locked on

take turns holding you whenever you fuss

loves playing board games together

you know when parents give kisses to each other and their child goes "ewww" when you do that they'll make more noise when the kiss to tease you like parents would

take turns making you food, billy can cook slightly, stu can cook one thing and its popcorn

they like holding our hands and swinging you when you walk with them

they both have stuffies for you

let you wear their shirts when you're cold or you miss them

take you to concerts and have you sit up on their shoulders

one of them gives you their cloak and mask and play hide n seek when you seek, they put their costumes back on when they seek

billy prefers to hold you during bottle time, stu just is bouncy cant hold still

they arent good people at all but i hc they love their little guy

for my bf @theogclownboy i love you honey

calls you his star, moon, sun, or his little magical guy/girl/one

likes telling you all about magical history

takes you antiquing with him

tells you stories of Star Swirl the bearded (he's a geek, shh)

If you sit or lie down on him, he'll just use his horn to grab things

CAN. NOT. COOK. so he'll just get meals he can heat up for you...

takes you to parks, forests, and tunnels to show you pretty things in nature

practices close-up magic for you

collects rocks for you and tells you all about them

nuzzles you into his shoulder and rocks you with his arm/hoof

takes you stargazing, wraps you up in a blanket, and nuzzles you

treats you like he would a foal (in theory, he could write a spell to change physical form, but we won't get into that)

ties your mane out of your face for your pacifier

wraps his cloak around you

uses his unicorn horn to bottle-feed you milk or juice

let's you chew on his facial hair or his cloak, or his glasses

has wooden and/or crystal carved toys for you and plays with you

thifted a bassinet for you, that's next to his bed, or you just sleep in his bed

tells you bedtime stories

not great at bathing you, but tries to make it fun

very particular about bedtime routine

will brush your teeth and hair for you

Kisses your forehead and hugs you a lot

doesn't really mind CG names, just whatever his little star wants to call him

so background context my parents have been abusive and awful growng up while i was mentally ill child i always have been but when i wouldnt clean my room they threw everthing away, not donate. in the dumpster i had so many LPS playsets, vintage ones at that, vintage LPS toys that are worth a lot now im grieving them so much, i didnt deserve thatm they never helped i was only 6 and i miss my old monster high dolls, lps and my mlp toys :(

reason my room was always a mess and still is was my parents didnt teach me to clean and also ive had childhood depression for since i could remember and i had undiagnosed audhd sadly

BUT i am going to be recollecting LPS stuff!