dyke to watch out for

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

Sorry, my what? My pronouns? Oh, yeah I'm between genders at the moment. No, it's cool, I quit my last gender a little while ago because it really wasn't working out. I don't know if I even have a dream gender anymore.

Oh yeah, it did come with benefits, but they weren't really worth it. The culture was really toxic. To be honest I think I'd prefer a part-time gender so I can just be self-described in my spare time.

I mean, in a perfect world we wouldn't need gender, you know? We could just voluntarily be perceived as much as we're able, as much as makes us feel fulfilled. Having a full-time gender shouldn't be a prerequisite for food, shelter, and healthcare.

they led me to water once and i drank a bunch. i was thristy. it was easy for me. i think horses are just lame

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

welcome to my twisted ankle

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

I hate men's football.... and I hate America...

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

does anyone else feel like we need to raise the standard for writing quality across all mediums like right now

definitely not locked in. but not really locked out either. as that would imply a sort of freedom

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach