Hallowed Be Thy Ween

Come with me we’re going laughing

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of

kissing your forehead because i love your weird brain

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

i saw a post on twitter by a european saying americans are fake for their random compliments to strangers and their general cheery demeanor and like no. no no no you don’t understand. if you get a random compliment from an american on the street about your outfit or whatever, that is 100% genuine. we mean it. we aren’t lying we are making a small but fleeting connection with you because our lives are shitty but the human condition is enduring. oh god i’m clutching my chest

If you get a compliment from a random American on the street, know that they tried their best to keep from saying a peep to you but they literally could not hold it in. They HAD to say something.

The other day a tiny gay man in a hurry bumped me on the Metro escalator and said "Sorry, great dress by the way" and then he stopped at the top of the escalator and turned around and said "AND a great hat. THAT is how we do summer!" and SPRINTED for his bus and I coasted on that for the rest of the day.

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

As a trans man. Yes. I’m a real man and so are the rest of us.

i love how the reblog-to-like ratio is 8:1

I might queue this a bunch. To save my moots for once.

this bugger keeps wandering over my dash and I reblog it every time. It may be a form of a perpetuum mobile. I don’t mind none

I have decided to just queue it a bunch every time I see it. Yes this probably means it will never leave me alone. Yes I am perfectly happy with this.

imagine liking

HUGE L to the people who are liking

why r there so many likes. stop