wretched creature

requests are open

i go by kay, follows/interactions from avarkriss (my main is sw hell and no one needs to be subjected to that unless you want to be)

i'll link things here for easy nav/finding. feel free to say hi, i love making new friends even though i am very shy 💕 be warned you will be given an affectionate nickname that is always meant in the most gender neutral way possible

nothing on this blog or my main is safe for minors - please respect this or get the big block button

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FICS AND HCS BELOW THE CUT 🤍

if anyone ever feels their bag is chaos. it cannot be worse than this

step 1: I need to get a smaller work bag. that might help

step 2: contents

ima list things as I organize and put them back/throw away

wallet

business card holder (which i use as my wallet on the weekends/at shows and events)

exploded mini first aid bag which has been repacked and includes: band aids, dayquil, pimple patches, mucinex cough drops, three packets of electrolytes, emergen-c packet and triamcinolone cream

tattoo gel and extra sheet of saniderm from my last tattoo

keys

tums, generic excederin, and two empty pill bottles (antibiotics, weeee)

two types of mints (ginger for nausea, chai also for nausea when ginger is a Bad Taste)

two stamps

lip gloss and mascara for meetings i forgot about when I can't look like a sewer rat

hypoallergenic perfume to go under my nose (healthcare workers iykyk)

my special arthritis pen and a sharpie

my spoon because my mother took too much Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and the cafeteria spoons taste weird and don't fit in my mouth

self defense stick

two masks

my COVID vaccine record sheet

my lens kit

my foreign body removal kit

my badges on my reel

check book (what is this, the 90s??)

curl cream for work refreshes

no you're not seeing things that is a bottle of holy water; my mother keeps finding ways to put it back in my bag when I return it so I just leave it there (#catholic core)

two doses of lacrifill for patients I'm treating tomorrow and lacrifill office papers for said patients

various assorted mail: bank statement, mail in ballot, two birthday cards (from March, lol)

receipt from my rheumatologist

three cashed checks, a shopping list, a fax cover sheet from my kids pediatrician and two drug rep business cards ill never use

my mom's urgent hematology paperwork that I faxed and keep forgetting to give back to her

oh and the folded up whiteboard drawing from DIR because I threw it in there not wanted to explain to my students what that was because my desk is open season

step 3: tagging

I am a social vampire and if you do not hold me by the face, look directly in my eyes, and tell me to tag you in things, I will not do it because of who I am so if you see this and wanna share (or need an excuse to organize) please consider this as me tagging you 🫶

Omg so first of all I thought I answered this, it was stuck in my drafts my b!!!

Next! You had me *crying* bro, I was laughing so hard and then you hit me with the "they boutta check me for rabies dawg" and I full on *lost* it

Never fear, I have your other asks in my inbox, you're welcome to be feral in here anytime you want babe. I welcome it with open arms 🫶