I saw a charity carwash today, one of those events where a team or group get together and wash peoples cars for donations. Which Papa would absolutely suck at this and which Papa would have the most fun?
I am imagining (hoping?) it's one of the kinds of charity car wash where the objective is to be in slutty swimsuits and be visibly wet as much as it is to accomplish the cleaning of the car.
Nihil: Not great at it. In his younger days, better - both in terms of being more attractive if you cram him into soggy swim trunks, and better at applying sheer elbow grease to the washing situation. Elder Nihil though is fucking off part way through with a drink and napping in the sun, holding the donation bucket while his sons (brothers?) do the hard work
Primo: It depends on what it is for. If this is for the Ministry, and therefore for spreading the good word of Satan, he is out there in a speedo with an inverted cross on the front and a pentagram on the ass, soaping up cars with the best of them (whether or not this is actually helpful to the cause, your mileage may vary). If the Papas have been somehow roped into doing this for any other charitable cause, Primo has fucked right off. He will not be engaging in any pointless altruism, no sir. He steals Nihil's drink and walks off with it, sipping nonchalantly.
Secondo: Is there in his shades and his swimsuit looking fine, and has somehow brought a cadre of inexplicable hot assistants (not inexplicably hot, more like...Secondo where did you source these people? Do they just follow you? Did you summon them? But they're not ghouls?!!) He isn't great at the scrubbing himself but the extra man (and woman) power he brought is making a huge difference. After the car wash, his bikini clad assistants join him in the hot tub. He deserves it after all the hard work (again, he did not personally do much).
Terzo: Needs frequent breaks. Finds the water and soap to be hazardously slippery and keeps falling. Looks fucking hot in his swimsuit and flirts outrageously with the customers, despite him barely participating in the Wash aspect of the car wash his lane (I'm imagining the papas all working in like. separate stops at the same location) is making BANK. He is going to be recovering from the spent socialization energy for days, and even longer from the car washing, as it did not occur to him to bring a posse of hot assistants like Secondo, the fucking asshole. He throws soap at his brother at every opportunity to express this frustration. He has a pair of ghouls helping him including Omega and by the end of the day they have done 90% of the work and Terzo needs a long nap in a dark room.
Cardi: those thighs and that ass in swim wear wet and bent over a car...I need a moment to recover from this thought. Perhaps several moments. Or the rest of my life. He is working HARD. He isn't putting extra effort into showboating or flirtation - though a little of that comes naturally - but he owns a classic car and knows the care and work that goes into maintaining it, so he is out there giving like. The most meticulous scrub and wax job of the whole bunch. If you want an actually clean car, pick Cardi for this one. A few of his ghouls are helping too but mostly to hand him things.
Perpetua: Looking delectable in his swimwear, and putting in the effort to scrub well, but keeps getting carried away with brief flights of fancy and thus taking way longer to get any cars clean. Draws smiley faces and pentagrams and hearts on the windscreens in soap. Loses five whole minutes just blowing bubbles. Of course, the view of him soaking wet and barely dressed is nice enough that the customers don't mind, but no driver who has somewhere to be any time soon should pick Perpetua to wash their car, absolutely not.
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