MadAngel19

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

A sick wizard castle with a nondescript van painted on the side. A gothy pin-up girl with the portrait of a random trucker tattooed on her thigh. A bathroom-themed beach vacation. A beautiful brightly coloured cupcake that tastes like soap.

I Think the cupcake would be made with cilantro. Do I know any recipes that use cilantro to make Cupcakes? No, but I feel it in my heart.

No wait hold on, I just realised I got this wrong. The opposite of a soap that looks exactly like a delicious cupcake is actually a regular cupcake that tastes like a normal delicious cupcake but is shaped (and scented?) like a hand soap.

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

emperors new groove parody where qin shi huang has been turned into an alligator and he ends up on a field trip with local sheriff liu bang. Send tweet.

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

i was on jennifer of body fame's side for most of the movie but it was unforgivable that she killed that emo egg instead of getting her on estrogen like so much for only killing boys