MadAngel19

I had a friend who died because he tried to do a backflip and never landed

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

image: illustration of various dinosaurs looking at an asteroid streaking across the sky. several tubs of vick's vaporub are photoshopped into the landscape. end ID.

i think the funniest thing rocky does in the phm book is straight-up refuse to believe grace for multiple hours when grace explains relativistic physics. and then finally accepts it in the face of evidence but stays really pissed off about it. i wish we could’ve seen that shit like “where is einstein now, question, rocky just want to talk”

does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me