It's 2AM and all the Papas are shitfaced drunk.
What fast food does each Papa want, and where do they all eventually end up?
(For the purposes of this Situation, all fast food options are open 24 hours)
When I find myself in times of trouble, Lucifixion comes to me...with very important philosophical questions :D
Now, what will our fearless, square shmammered antipopes be eating? For consistency's sake, we are considering where they would go and what they would eat when they were Papa.
And yes, I absolutely did conduct research on years each restaurant was first established for this...
Personally, I think Nihil would go to 7-Eleven. He's getting a Slurpee and potato chips, and he's sitting on the floor, back against the refrigerated section, paints smudged.
Primo is going to a McDonald's, ordering a single black coffee, nothing else, then leaving. Drunk Primo is just as terrifying as Sober Primo, and nobody really wanted to question the man in full vestments (though the mitre sits a little lopsided), absolutely awash in the smell of alcohol, demanding caffeine.
Secondo, unfortunately, I don't think has the good sense to get food into him when he's plastered. As we saw in Papaganda, that man is partying until he plops ass first into whatever bed he's staying in for the night, only to wake up starfished in bed and mostly naked. He could be convinced to go to Waffle House for waffles and coffee (or soda, if he's desiring The Fizz) the next morning, however.
While it's canon that Terzo loves a good quesadilla and I'm right there with him, I'm going to deviate from that for a minute. I know, I know, we've discussed his annual pilgrimage to Taco Bell for one (1) quesadilla at length. BUT after having gone drinking recently and then getting Shake Shack, I know in my heart that he'd go there and order a basket of fries, and perhaps a Sprite.
Cardi is getting lo mein and a canned (that part is important) lemonade. We know from Chapters that his canon favorite food is Chinese takeout, and in that Chapter we see them drinking what looks to be wine. Though we also know from Chapters that he loves juice boxes. Personally, I think if he's getting a drink with his meal, it's either wine (when sober) or lemonade (any other time). Now, why didn't I specify if it's plain, pink, or flavored lemonade? I think he goes through phases where he will get different kinds depending on what he's feeling. Usually pink lemonade, though.
V is getting Five Guys. He orders a large thing of their Cajun fries and a cherry Coke, then walks to the back of the restaurant and sits in the corner table to eat and just people watch. It's usually pretty empty that time of night, but he likes observing the employees and other customers, especially if he gets a good story out of it.
Thank you for your very scholarly questions, as always *nodding sagely* and apologies for the delay lol
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