Home is Wherever I'm With You

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

alvin is killed by his son simon

love is stored in the found family trope

I’ve decided that starting a 50k+ fanfic at 3 in the morning when you have to wake up early is not a rookie mistake but in fact a time honored tradition of ao3 veterans

Blonde hair is so romanticized and sought after and brown hair is considered plain but consider: we’ve actually got eyebrows.

i don’t think we as a society talk about bastille enough

[when i watch the world burn all i think about is you] [i have written you down now you will live forever] [why would we divide when we could come together? just bodies that collide, lost and found each other. so don’t, don’t leave me alone] [how am i going to be an optimist about this?] [i’ll see you in the future when we’re older and we are full of stories to be told. crossing my heart and hope to die, i’ll see you with your laugher lines] [can you stand the person you’ve become?] [and all their words for glory, well they always sounded empty when we’re looking up to heaven] [‘cause aren’t we all just looking for a little bit of hope these days?] [kindness is what you showed me. it holds me ‘til i ache] [oh, what i’d give not to worry like you] [are you gonna age with grace?]

Sorry, I could never be a capitalist, I suffer from “wanting humans to have their basic needs met” disorder, where I care about people who aren’t me.

Someone once asked me if, assuming we got universal healthcare, I would be okay with the rise in “healthcare tourism” where people who are sick come to our country to get their medical bills taken care of and life-saving medical treatment cheaper than in their home countries. I was just like, yeah thats fine, I’d actually prefer it if 0 people died from preventable causes kept behind a paywall for no reason.

if it doesn’t have a happy ending then what’s the point. i’m already depressed i don’t need ur help

why’s this site so weird about horses? they’re just horses.

Are you sure

hi just wondering if i were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping would you hold my paw so we wouldn't drift away from each other. just wondering

Are you there god It’s me your bastard child 

(Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan)