op is sinister btw

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

at the end of the day this is run and play with friends dot com

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

thinking about all the times as a kid in a group project someone didn’t want to do the work so they’d go “ugh i don’t get it, i don’t get any of this” and I’d go “okay! what don’t you understand and maybe i can help! 😊” and they’d look at me like i’m the idiot. anyway people still do this as an adult and there is no escape

carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

The only thing worse than the la la land moonlight incident at the 2017 Oscar’s was the 2017 Tony’s because when dear Evan Hansen was announced as the winner of best musical there was no moment of divine justice where it was revealed that great comet was the real winner.

girls who are in pain all the time deserve $100,000 and the sloppiest head imaginable