The Thing From the Forest

sometimes i like looking at real estate listings in random places for fun. why does this house have, by my imprecise count, 30+ different clocks in it?

Sitting down in that green chair and asking what time it is most feel good as fuck

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely

I love these guys although they're also usually 10 feet long so I wouldn't call them little.

When you give the shark article to your largest and most judgemental journalists.

"small fandom with a popular ship you hate" - powerful curse to inflict on someone