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Start posting art for fun

#hes bad #tax evasion #frog #my art #frogs

fawllyn

tres horny boys as animal crossing villagers!!

#fantastic #taz balance #taz #magnus #taako #magnus burnsides #merle #merle highchurch #taak

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my favorite personal headcannon is that taako, lup, and lucretia are all really good at the popular dances like they’ll just start fortnite dancing and going hard as hell and they’re so good at it and like magnus and barry are just so jealous and look like fuckin idiots

probably like magnus and barry are the only birds who CANT dance, like they catch merle billy bouncing and davenport does the woah once and magnus just gets so mad and locks himself in his room attempting to learn to shoot but everyone can feel the ship shaking so they expose him

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lup, to barry in the living room while taako and lucretia sit on the couch trying to hide their giggles: no, babe, just kick your leg out a little. just, a little. don’t, no-

barry: i don’t know WHAT the FUCK you MEAN! just A LITTLE?

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taako does that little foot shuffle where you stand still but your feet are like going wackyand he’s just like cooking standing at the stove, just doin his dance, and magnus walks in and thwacks him on the back of the head with a oven mitt

“YOU SHOULDN’T BE ABLE TO MOVE YOUR FEET IN THAT DIRECTION THAT FAST YOU ABSOLUTE GARBAGE PERSON”

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sometimes lucretia while talking during team meetings while she’s standing at the front she starts doing the charleston and shes just like straight faces at barry and magnus just stared at her feet trying to figure out how to move on his toes like that

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davenport is taking orders from creesh and he’s just like

“yes lucretia, ill get on that.” walks out the room, hits the woah

or like davenport and merle are across the room from eachother and merle milly rocks and throws it up, tossing it to davenport and without even looking up davenport catches it and dabs, and magnus just gets up and leaves

jeinu

I love your art so much and every time I get a notification you’ve posted I get so excited!!! Especially when it’s TAZ related! Thank you so much for all you do ❤️❤️❤️

i apologize sincerely for all the times you got excited at a notification and it was just me being dumb… but i’m glad you’re enjoying my art so much!!

taz-ids

[ID] A full color drawing of a small baby fisher, its tentacles coiled around a little wooden ducks with wheels. Fisher is a small blue and purple jellyfish like creature that sparkles, with longs of curling tendrils. A speech bubble is coming from it, which is full of hearts. [end ID]

#void fish #voidfish #taz balance #magnus burnsides

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Beautiful Illustrations By Tom Booth Telling The Story Of A Woodworker Grieving The Love Of His Life

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Just beautiful

#big magnus vibes #magnus burnsides #magnus #taz #julia burnsides #julia

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Justin’s (at the time) 2-year-old daughter decides to fight the moon

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Justin: What about–?

Charlie: Fire is hot.

Justin: Fire is hot, that’s a great point. Salient and well-made.

Charlie: [singing] Mister sun, sun! Mister golden sun, please shine down on me!

Justin: Oh, the sun. [Charlie sings the same lines again] What do you think about the sun?

Charlie: It’s shining bright!

Justin: Mm-hmm. When does the sun come out?

Charlie: First–it–lights up the day!

Justin: And when does the moon come out?

Charlie: It’s at night.

Justin: What happens when the moon comes out during the day? [long pause] Now, I noticed you’re balling your fists up. What is that for?

Charlie: [long, high-pitched noise of consideration] Punch it!

Justin: You’re gonna punch the moon. [Charlie: Yeah!] Why?

Charlie: Because we’re knights!

Justin: We’re knights? [Charlie: Yeah.] Okay.

Charlie: Come on, Daddy, let’s fight the moon! [muffling sounds as she gets down]

Justin: Well. Um, I’m not sure we should fight the moon. It’s a very long way away. I’m–would– [Charlie babbles about the moon in the distance] Where’s the moon? Okay, she’s left the room. [Charlie makes punching sound effects in the distance] [Justin starts laughing] Can you punch the moon here, in the room with the microphone?

Charlie: [at a distance] Come on, Mommy!

Justin: Well, I guess that’s gonna do it for us. Um, is there anything else you’d like to say?

Charlie: Um…well. Look! Up there!

Justin: What do you see?

Charlie: On the bookshelf! [Justin: Uh-huh?] Look. There’s a present up there!

Justin: There’s a present up there? I don’t think so.

Charlie: Who is it?

Justin: You’re just…taking your headphones off now. Oh no, they’re falling apart. Okay, well let’s say goodbye. Say “bye-bye, Mommy.”

Charlie: Bye-bye, Mommy.

Sydnee: [at a slight distance] Bye-bye!

Charlie: Uh, that was a great podcast we did! Bye-bye, Daddy!

Justin: [laughing] Bye-bye, Charlie.

Charlie: We’re gonna punch the moon! [Justin bursts into laughter]

thevoidfish

reblogging for transcript!

Also some people have requested links to this very good podcast, and I don’t have them onhand any more. Does anyone have them?

#justin mcelroy #justin #charlie #very cute #moon #punch the moon

hatepotion

the end of an era

#god i love griffin #mcelboys #griffin mcelroy #griffin #taz #the adventure zone

thisstableground

i will never draw anything better than this

@get-em-wright-back

daily-davenport

Today’s Davenport helps his grandson pull a con as requested by @capriciouscellist. [image description under readmore]

Keep reading

#angus #merle #taako #magnus #davenport

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lordandgodoftheobvious

In DnD a bard’s magic–their buffing of their party and their debuffing of their enemies–is done through song. Johann was the world’s greatest bard, and his every song was consumed by the Voidfish. Which then regurgitated them all to the entire plane all at once. Hundreds of spell slots worth of magic deposited directly into your skull.

Yeah, no shit they were winning.

#johann #whoa #duh #that makes so much sense #taz #taz balance

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you shouldn't have texted me you were getting a dog!

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[Excerpt compiled from MBMBaM 437: A Silent Chug. Press J to automatically scroll past long transcript!]

Griffin: Uh, Travis has, uh, set up, uh, “buttercupisagood”…”good”…”girl”…

Travis: “buttercupisaverygoodgirl.com”! And let me say this–

Griffin: Tops.

Travis: –uh, we have got ourselves a second dog. Her name is Lily, she is ALSO a very good girl, dot com, and as soon as I get enough pictures of her, I will be building another Squarespace website called “lilyisaverygoodgirl.com”–I should go buy that now before this episode goes up–

Griffin: Yes.

Travis: –and just go ahead and sit on that–

Griffin: I mean, the real competition, I think, is you need to do it before Justin does it, ‘cause he–

Travis: Oh, no!

Griffin: –yeah, the, Juice, the race is on, if you’ve recovered, and are able to [indecipherable]

Travis: Alright, well, he’s gonna be way faster at it than me! Oh, sorry, I’m racing Justin!

Griffin: Yeah, I can’t wait to see the results of this.

Travis: I’m just gonna lose it, he needs this. Umm–

Justin: I NEED it? I don’t– I don’t need your CHARITY!

Travis: [a single loud lumberjack guffaw]

Justin: Don’t need your CHARITY.

Travis: Okay, then, you read the next one while Iiiiiii get it.

Justin: Alright, yeah, you grab it, Trav. Go for, it bud! Get it, Trav, get it! I don’t have it!

Travis: Oh no, did you already get it?!

Griffin: [the delighted cackling of a crow]

Justin: You have any troubles getting it, bud?

Travis: [slightly higher pitch] Did you already get it?!

Justin: Aww, bud, I got it three weeks ago, bud!

Griffin: [ascends to a higher plane of corvine joy]

Travis: No…

Justine: No, I got it when you adopted the dog, bud!

Travis: Oh, no…

Justin: You shouldn’t have texted me that you were getting a dog before you got the URL of your dog! OBVIOUSLY!

Travis: oh, no………..

#mbmbam #griffin #justin #travis

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Pokémon Puzzle Challenge (2000)

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thanks griffin

#griffin #pokemon

solkatti

taz au where taako runs a cutthroat-kitchen esque show with the members of the bob . he and kravitz run it and taako cackles in glee every time he sees a sabotage while kravitz just softly apologizes

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taako: babe can you like. lend your scythe for one of the sabotages

kravitz: taako, this is an ancient weapon given to me by the raven queen.

taako: can…can you call her and ask

solkatti

raven queen: [sounds of yelling in the distance] guys shut up - guys - AVANDRA MY SON IS CALLING - yeah hey kravitz?

kravitz: uh. my queen . can i um…

taako: YO RQ CAN WE USE KRAVCAKE’S SCYTHE FOR A FANTASY CUTTHROAT KITCHEN CHALLENGE

raven queen: oh fuck yeah

#now this #this is good #taz #taz balance #balance #taakitz #taako #kravitz #raven queen

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I’ve been working on this for months and the truth is I could continue to add to it forever but I want you all to enjoy it with me

#griffin #taz #taz balance #balance

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