snow isn't cold

Nuthatch just weighed every single individual seed from the handful I spread on my porch railing. Threw them on the ground one by one. Then finally found one it liked and flew off with it

Goldilocks and the 30 sunflower seeds

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

just checked in on the colony of finches outside my nurse's office and they've developed beaks of the perfect shape and size for administering subcutaneous injections

dig how Portugal is looking at her

where else could you get this

Phenomenon is a great word. It means "Thingy" but when you don't want to sound stupid

the tits speak for themselves

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

The amount of red on the belly of a red-bellied woodpecker is nothing short of lacking if not laughable

The dandelions aren’t gonna fuck you bro

they have and they will

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

I hired that ant to walk on you