zrrion

currently cackling & wheezing after imagining a video game titled Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball

i still think it's insane that penn's son showed them my dumb joke and then immediately they made this video on the spot

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

apple spider vinegar

THIS BITCH LIVES INSIDE A TINY BLUNT LMAO

STOP IT!!!!! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like someone needs to hit the tiny bee blunt and calm the fuck down

Managed to get the car note paid off for the month which is a huge stress off our shoulders, we genuinely appreciate all the help that we get to keep us housed and with transportation, thank y'all so so much. That being said, with money as tight as it is around our household and my dad being kind of a jackass who spends most of the money he gets on fast food for himself and my step family leaving us out a lot of the time, there isn't much of anything to eat in the house right now since he hasn't been on an actual grocery store run in forever and we're hoping to get some help with money for groceries. I hate to have to continue to e-beg like this but y'all are the only lifeline we have keeping us afloat right now. Once again, anything and everything helps and if you can't donate, just sharing the post is always enough. P*yp*l: schrodingersbird V*nmo: puppygirlclick C*sh*pp: $StSeeSee

(talking to my buddy about some weaving we just saw) the warp was decent. but can we talk about the weft?

damnnn biden just said mid gay dudes can't get legend of zelda tattoos anymore