So I've been obsessivly reading the Purple Hyacinth Webtoon (I HIGHLY reccomend) and I ran some names through an incorrect quote generator and had to share. These might contain spoilers.
Keiran, pointing: May I sit there?
Lauren: That's my lap
Keiran: That doesn't answer my question, Lauren.
Lauren: How do I deal with my enemies?
Keiran: Kill them
Lauren: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Keiran: Kill them only a little?
Keiran: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Lauren: Isn't that just killing people?
Keiran: Ah, technicality.
William: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of messing up and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Kym: You and me!!!
William, tearing up: Okay.
Lauren: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Keiran: You mean literally or figuratively?
Lauren: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
Keiran: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Lauren: I do have a sense of humor you know
Keiran: Iāve never heard you laugh before
Lauren: Iāve never heard you say anything funny
William: So whatās for dinner?
Kym, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.
Lauren, talking about Tim Sake: I prevented a murder today.
Kym: Really? Howād you do that?
Lauren: self control.
Lauren: I know youāre deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Kym: Itās not a joke.
Kym: *sniffles*
Kym: Iām a legit snack.
Keiran: Donāt worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Lauren: I think you mean cards.
Keiran, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
Harvey: *Gets down on one knee*
Belladonna: Oh my god, itās finally happening.
Harvey: *Falls over*
Belladona: The poison is kicking in.
Willaim: Officer Randall, keep an eye on Kym today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Grumpy Cat: Sure, Iād love to see Kym get punched.
Willaim: Try again.
Grumpy Cat, sighing: I will stop Kym from getting punched.
Willaim, driving Lauren and Kym: So how was your day?
Kym: We almost got surprise adopted!
Willaim: What?
Lauren: We almost got kidnapped.
Willaim: Oh, okay.
Willaim: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!