girlkisser, girlfailure

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

me at any point in time: I have got to listen to more music I have got to watch more movies I have got to read more books I have got t

The authors barely concealed historical fixation

King Arthur had prophetic dreams about everything BUT the affair. OR! He was having dreams about Guinevere fucking Lancelot’s brains out the whole time but he kept assuming they were just wet dreams and not prophetic in the slightest.

King Arthur waking up from a vivid dream where Guinevere pegged Lancelot within an inch of his life: I need to get right with God.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

a core tenant of christianity should be stealing car parts from nazis