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this is so fucking beautiful I feel like i’m gonna fall into a crying mess oh my god

Hah. Just pulled a fast one on Hades. He’s going to let us both go. All we have to do is walk one after the other and I don’t have to look back. This is going to be SO easy.

Is she still there?

Of course she’s still there! Why wouldn’t she be? In fact, I’m pretty sure I can hear her still walking behind me! Then again, maybe that’s the sound of my own footsteps…

I mean, it is Hades, lord of the dead. He’s pretty territorial about the souls that cross the Styx. Maybe he pulled a fast one on you?

That’s a good point… why would he let me win? This is a trap, isn’t it? He’s trying to fool me into leaving without her. But no. No, I shouldn’t look. I know she’s right behind me. I just know it… right?

She's being awfully quiet, isn't she? I wonder what she thinks of all this

That’s a good point…. I can’t hear her anymore. I can hear the walls echoing my feet but not her. Surely she’s not there. I can see the light but I can’t hear her. Maybe just a quick glance back. Just to make sure she’s there. Hades probably won’t even notice. I can’t leave without her. I just gotta be sur-

It’s you

"Shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove" was meant to be a joke about needless posturing in preemptive defense against a hypothetical bad faith crowd, but I fear it's pmuch now a lifestyle

Shaking my head but catching the cameras eye and giving a sick grin nobody in the scene notices so you know i have evil intentions

Something neuroscience-y that helps with prose: attention is selective. A character will not notice everything in a room. They will notice what matters to their goal, fear, desire, training, wound, or obsession. A jealous character notices hands. a hungry character notices food. A soldier notices exits. A lonely character notices pairs. Description becomes character when attention has a bias.

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

reblog to give both of us bigger tits

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

Pffff we’re so scared

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

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When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

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