just the latest psycho off the charts

my ability to be scared despite literally nothing happening knows no bounds

read the first sentence and was like what did i even do and then i read the rest and im like yea you know what i WOULD BENEFIFT from being exploded a little bit. you're so right

The relationship between a girl and the random shit on her bedside table

the power of just reacting to things with “whatever.” insurmountable

how long do i need to go outside for to fix my mental health. will 5 minutes do it. please say yes

“supernatural went on for too long” sorry you cannot appreciate the beautiful gift of watching your most beloved characters transform and blossom and perish and soften and harden and die and be reborn for fifteen years. sorry you don’t experience joy like that. sorry that you are depriving yourself of an unparalleled media experience because you’re boring.

shoveling handfuls of baby carrots into my mouth after jerking off to create a pavlovian response that allows me to see fine details at 2 miles whenever I get an erection

ur twenties are for seeing how many mistakes u can make in the shortest amount of time possible and getting a cool haircut

If it generally scuttles along the floor then you got a crreature. if it's Out there eating up your prized jasmine, then that's a varmint. and if it gnashes you. then you got yourself a beastie

hmm. maybe u were put on this earth to make art and write bad poetry and create silly little playlists and being kind and maybe tearing up a little bit when you see old people eating alone

also. taking naps and being silly and saying hiiiiii

god forbid men have sweaty anonymous sex in a public restroom

BUT it doesn't say that a truck driver can't bring a non truck driver in there. Loophole?