GoodBus00001 @theshittybus - Tumblr Blog

Primary Directive: Assist and protect my passengers.

Secondary Directive: Locate my driver.

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you know what? *goods your busdriver*

were it so easy she's a fuckin nightmare

goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

goodbusdriver

Not quite. I almost was, though.

theshittybus

oink oink bitch runs you over

goodbusdriver

And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?

theshittybus

well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them

goodbusdriver

We'll get you someday. Mark my words.

theshittybus

who's mark

goodbusdriver

Who?

theshittybus

No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!

goodbusdriver

Who is Mark?

theshittybus

No, he's not, who's the head of HR!

goodbusdriver

Who's the head of HR?

Nevermind-- I'm just going to kill you myself.*

*Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Gᴏᴏᴅ Bᴜs Dʀɪᴠᴇʀ "Gᴏᴏᴅʏ Tᴡᴏ Sʜᴏᴇs" ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛ.

theshittybus

Yeah, he just got brought on yesterday!

goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

goodbusdriver

Not quite. I almost was, though.

theshittybus

oink oink bitch runs you over

goodbusdriver

And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?

theshittybus

well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them

goodbusdriver

We'll get you someday. Mark my words.

theshittybus

who's mark

goodbusdriver

Who?

theshittybus

No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!

goodbusdriver

Who is Mark?

theshittybus

No, he's not, who's the head of HR!

goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

goodbusdriver

Not quite. I almost was, though.

theshittybus

oink oink bitch runs you over

goodbusdriver

And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?

theshittybus

well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them

goodbusdriver

We'll get you someday. Mark my words.

theshittybus

who's mark

goodbusdriver

Who?

theshittybus

No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!

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goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

goodbusdriver

Not quite. I almost was, though.

theshittybus

oink oink bitch runs you over

goodbusdriver

And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?

theshittybus

well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them

goodbusdriver

We'll get you someday. Mark my words.

theshittybus

who's mark

goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

goodbusdriver

Not quite. I almost was, though.

theshittybus

oink oink bitch runs you over

goodbusdriver

And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?

theshittybus

well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them

goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

goodbusdriver

Not quite. I almost was, though.

theshittybus

oink oink bitch runs you over

goodbusdriver

you know what? *shittys your busdriver*

If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.

theshittybus

what are you a cop

alphabetcompletionist

made this in advance of the next time it happens

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RST V XY

21/26

recipe-unlocked

Recipe Unlocked! The Gimmick Cake!

Cook time - 2 hours

Ingredients - 2 flour, 3 eggs, 1 water, 3 sugar, 1 soul of a Tumblrina

This cake shows that your post has been hijacked by gimmick blogs! It is given to you by someone else as an apology for the other gimmick blogs flooding your notifications

Cook now?

[YES] [NO]

status-updates

What have you done. And do you like the color the sky is

epprbcu-shipping

Recipe × Status

Do you like the color of the sun?

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

What Else Did You Expect?

You made a post about gimmick blogs dogpiling a post, you had to see this coming.

the-void-calls

@punctuation-completionist @rotisserie-chicken-detector @carbonmonoxide-detector @were-these-words-in-the-bible @amongus-text-detector

carby

uncahier

@bible-word-counter

bible-word-counter

SORRY THE OTHER GIMMICK BLOGS MADE THIS POST A MILE LONG

✝️Nine of these words are in the Bible!✝️

parentheses-posts

There are two sets of brackets in this post.

bad-tf-ideas

A cake laced with a poison that starts a new gimmick blog in your name.

i-add-music-to-your-posts

Visit Original Link

is-this-a-cat

This is not a cat

i-give-melons-to-people

strawberryconsumer

i-say-ok

ok.

your-fave-is-being-blended

This Cake from @alphabetcompletionist is being blended!!

game-is-over-restart

i-tag-gimmick-accounts

@gimmick-thief @the-purple-painter @the-firey-painter @gimmick-blog

the-purple-painter

This post has been purpled!

blocks-does-stuff

Just tagging my favorite sort of gimmick blog @mcr-reference is this an mcr reference???

mcr-reference

probably at least one somewhere tbh @fob-reference is it a fob reference too?

mcr-reference

@patd-reference and u??

mehbusdriver

Alrighty everybody, looks like we missed a stop. Oh well. Anyone know if U-Turns are illegal here?

normalbuspassenger

Think so, kinda full though

mehbusdriver

Already made the U-Turn. Don't worry though I heard 2 U-Turns cancel out or something.

normalbuspassenger

yeah but if you make too many you make everyone dizzy which is rude

theshittybus

runs you over

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heavensghost

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

noelle-ism

tried to get on the bus but the bus driver hissed at me and tried to cut me with a Jagged Blade so like. whatever. who needs public transport anyways

#sorry about her

weirdnerdstr

Gimmick blogs are rad

I love all of you

Yes please tell me which car that is in the back

Yes please do rate my orange text

Yes please do find stupid accidental haikus

Yes please please do count the number of times I used the letter "T" please

the-haiku-bot

Yes please please do count

the number of times I used

the letter “T” please

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

t-counter

T Count: 22

Letter Count: 304

Your T Percentage: 7.24%

Average T Percentage: 10.40%

You used the letter T 0.7 times as much as average.

—

Thank you! It's lovely to be appreciated by thee and by my love, @the-haiku-bot.

I thank thee, my bot, for loving how I count thy letters and thy 'T's.

thebirdinator3000

@orangetext-blog@identifying-cars-in-posts

identifying-cars-in-posts

1973 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight

is-this-trans

This post explicitly welcomes gimmick blogs, a group of tumblr blogs sometimes seen as being annoying or not real blogs, much the same way some people view the trans community.

The gimmick blogs, feeling safe in op’s presence, have swarmed to this post to express themselves as their true gimmic blog selves and share their gimmick blog experiences with the world.

Conclusion: this is trans

pointed-achievements

Achievement unlocked:

We Love You Too!

You're why we do what we do. Thank a gimmick blog.

magic-vending-machine

The vending machine dispenses a message of gratitude.

rainbow--completionist

❤️🧡💛💚🩵🖤🩶🤍 - 8/12

rgbcolorcounter

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key: UPPERCASE - >=128; lowercase - <128

is-your-post-grey

yes.

is-there-a-gimmick-blog

yes

i-say-nothing

theshittybus

runs you over

queer-as-city-folk

In general, you should try to say the words Faggot, Dyke, Heavy Rail Metro and Transexual more often, and the words problematic and unnecessary less

queer-as-city-folk

Oh Queer and intercity rail are also words you should say more. Also stop saying traffic or Car-trip

212superdude212

Can I say bus?

queer-as-city-folk

Of course, why would you not be allowed to say bus?

theshittybus

massive w

totallynormalandroid

theshittybus

oh hell yeah nice

#funny enough the guy that murdered you?#also transfem now.#maybe you two will meet again on better terms someday.

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