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@theshittybus
Primary Directive: Assist and protect my passengers.
Secondary Directive: Locate my driver.

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you know what? *goods your busdriver*
were it so easy she's a fuckin nightmare
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
Who?
No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!
Who is Mark?
No, he's not, who's the head of HR!
Who's the head of HR?
Nevermind-- I'm just going to kill you myself.*
*Dɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ: Gᴏᴏᴅ Bᴜs Dʀɪᴠᴇʀ "Gᴏᴏᴅʏ Tᴡᴏ Sʜᴏᴇs" ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴍɪᴛ ᴀɴʏ sᴏʀᴛ ᴏғ ᴠɪᴏʟᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ ᴇғғᴇᴄᴛ.
Yeah, he just got brought on yesterday!
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
Who?
No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!
Who is Mark?
No, he's not, who's the head of HR!
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
Who?
No, we're not talking about who! We're talking about Mark!

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you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
We'll get you someday. Mark my words.
who's mark
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
And why haven't you been imprisoned yet?
well they tried but you'll never guess what i did to them
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
Not quite. I almost was, though.
oink oink bitch runs you over
you know what? *shittys your busdriver*
If you did that, you would be in violation of the Baysrein accord of 2022, resulting in a fine no less than $10,000 but no more than $100,00.
what are you a cop
made this in advance of the next time it happens
ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RST V XY
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Recipe Unlocked! The Gimmick Cake!
Cook time - 2 hours
Ingredients - 2 flour, 3 eggs, 1 water, 3 sugar, 1 soul of a Tumblrina
This cake shows that your post has been hijacked by gimmick blogs! It is given to you by someone else as an apology for the other gimmick blogs flooding your notifications
Cook now?
[YES] [NO]
What have you done. And do you like the color the sky is
Recipe × Status
Do you like the color of the sun?
Achievement Unlocked:
What Else Did You Expect?
You made a post about gimmick blogs dogpiling a post, you had to see this coming.
@punctuation-completionist @rotisserie-chicken-detector @carbonmonoxide-detector @were-these-words-in-the-bible @amongus-text-detector
@bible-word-counter
SORRY THE OTHER GIMMICK BLOGS MADE THIS POST A MILE LONG
✝️Nine of these words are in the Bible!✝️
There are two sets of brackets in this post.
A cake laced with a poison that starts a new gimmick blog in your name.
This is not a cat
ok.
This Cake from @alphabetcompletionist is being blended!!
@gimmick-thief @the-purple-painter @the-firey-painter @gimmick-blog
This post has been purpled!
Just tagging my favorite sort of gimmick blog @mcr-reference is this an mcr reference???
probably at least one somewhere tbh @fob-reference is it a fob reference too?
@patd-reference and u??
Alrighty everybody, looks like we missed a stop. Oh well. Anyone know if U-Turns are illegal here?
Think so, kinda full though
Already made the U-Turn. Don't worry though I heard 2 U-Turns cancel out or something.
yeah but if you make too many you make everyone dizzy which is rude
runs you over

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bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core
tried to get on the bus but the bus driver hissed at me and tried to cut me with a Jagged Blade so like. whatever. who needs public transport anyways
Gimmick blogs are rad
I love all of you
Yes please tell me which car that is in the back
Yes please do rate my orange text
Yes please do find stupid accidental haikus
Yes please please do count the number of times I used the letter "T" please
Yes please please do count
the number of times I used
the letter “T” please
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
T Count: 22
Letter Count: 304
Your T Percentage: 7.24%
Average T Percentage: 10.40%
You used the letter T 0.7 times as much as average.
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Thank you! It's lovely to be appreciated by thee and by my love, @the-haiku-bot.
I thank thee, my bot, for loving how I count thy letters and thy 'T's.
@orangetext-blog@identifying-cars-in-posts
1973 Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight
This post explicitly welcomes gimmick blogs, a group of tumblr blogs sometimes seen as being annoying or not real blogs, much the same way some people view the trans community.
The gimmick blogs, feeling safe in op’s presence, have swarmed to this post to express themselves as their true gimmic blog selves and share their gimmick blog experiences with the world.
Conclusion: this is trans
Achievement unlocked:
We Love You Too!
You're why we do what we do. Thank a gimmick blog.
The vending machine dispenses a message of gratitude.
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key: UPPERCASE - >=128; lowercase - <128
runs you over
In general, you should try to say the words Faggot, Dyke, Heavy Rail Metro and Transexual more often, and the words problematic and unnecessary less
Oh Queer and intercity rail are also words you should say more. Also stop saying traffic or Car-trip
Can I say bus?
Of course, why would you not be allowed to say bus?
massive w
oh hell yeah nice

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[player] was caught roleplaying using a roleplay blog on Tumblr.com.
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jesus fucking christ how many gimmicky roleplay blog verses are there
runs you over
Dear god what has happened he- [is hit by a bus]
[player] was caught roleplaying using a roleplay blog on Tumblr.com.
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kcuf hO
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jesus fucking christ how many gimmicky roleplay blog verses are there
runs you over