go cozy, go stupid

affirmations for bus drivers: i am sexy and necessary for society to function 💞 ten minutes is not that late 💞 i can fit through that gap 💞 the passengers don’t need to sit down before i blast away from the bus stop 💞 i can take this turn as fast as i want 💞 twenty minutes is not that late 💞 everyone on this bus desires me carnally 💞 thirty minutes is not that late 💞

guy who is always sleepy: zzzzz i'm so sleepy

[There's a couple quiet thuds of boots on metal- steel-soled monsters by the sounds of it, though you wouldn't know from looking at her- and then a silence.] [A beat passes. Nothing moves an inch.] ...What do I owe you?

oh-- OH!!! the fare... yeah. a-ah. ii.... tend to ask for three bucks, but pay what you can....

[She fishes around in the pockets of her jacket, sleek and form-fitting, pulling out a handful of cash. Allium hands over 3 ten dollar bills, refusing to comment on this.] You sure you should be driving? I know some busses can drive themselves these days, but... if it causes an issue, it's not just a threat to your own safety. [It's not concern in her voice, not for you at least. Simply a dry stoicism, a resolve like a second nature. A few degrees off, and it could almost be seen as a threat, but... that's not quite right.]

[There's a couple quiet thuds of boots on metal- steel-soled monsters by the sounds of it, though you wouldn't know from looking at her- and then a silence.] [A beat passes. Nothing moves an inch.] ...What do I owe you?

oh-- OH!!! the fare... yeah. a-ah. ii.... tend to ask for three bucks, but pay what you can....

[She fishes around in the pockets of her jacket, sleek and form-fitting, pulling out a handful of cash. Allium hands over 3 ten dollar bills, refusing to comment on this.] You sure you should be driving? I know some busses can drive themselves these days, but... if it causes an issue, it's not just a threat to your own safety. [It's not concern in her voice, not for you at least. Simply a dry stoicism, a resolve like a second nature. A few degrees off, and it could almost be seen as a threat, but... that's not quite right.]

[There's a couple quiet thuds of boots on metal- steel-soled monsters by the sounds of it, though you wouldn't know from looking at her- and then a silence.] [A beat passes. Nothing moves an inch.] ...What do I owe you?

oh-- OH!!! the fare... yeah. a-ah. ii.... tend to ask for three bucks, but pay what you can....

bus drivers are never neutral they are either heaven sent or deeply evil to their core

im.trying to beat the sleepy allegations but I'm losing

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

whereever y' needta' go kid, i ain't running on no schedule or nothin'

well, i... thought you were the one that knew a guy, if.. it's not too blunt to say..

well y’see here da thing is guy i know’s kinda busy, i’ll letcha know if her and that... that somethin’ a’ hers get outta dat shoutin’ match but if ya’d rather not hafta wait on that eventuality, ah can just take ya’ down to any ol’ mechanic

hey i'm evil today

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

whereever y' needta' go kid, i ain't running on no schedule or nothin'

well, i... thought you were the one that knew a guy, if.. it's not too blunt to say..

well y'see here da thing is the guy i know's already here i figured you just needed a ride somewhere ah'll call 'er down to help in just a sec don'tyou worry

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?

whereever y' needta' go kid, i ain't running on no schedule or nothin'

well, i... thought you were the one that knew a guy, if.. it's not too blunt to say..

ah don't worry aboud' it kid i'll waive it for ya' first ride, just make suauh to stay on da first floor, the boss don't like it when people go around seein' things theys not supposed to, capiche?