Welcome to the Magic Vending Machine!
This isn't an ordinary machine - it can take any form of payment, and dispense anything it chooses.
How does it work?
Use the ask box to insert something into the machine.
After a while, the vending machine will answer with the result.
It's as simple as that!
What can I insert?
Anything you want! They can be as mundane or unusual as you like.
Are there any rules?
Yes - not many, but there are some.
Do not give the machine anything hateful or bigoted in nature. These will be deleted.
Similarly, the machine does not take kindly to TERFs, SWERFs, fascists, exclusionists, bigots, and others with hate in their heart.
The machine may be busy or powered off for the night; don't get annoyed if you don't get an immediate response.
The machine does not engage in conversation, and will rarely (if ever) respond to anything outside of an ask.
Asks with media and anonymous asks are currently enabled, and the machine may revoke those at any time if it feels people are being too unkind.
Is there a queue?
Yes, but it's not set in stone and will change depending on the volume of asks. The machine likes to keep it at about a week long.
That's all for now - enjoy!
