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miggylol

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about a name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Remaining time: 3 days 2 hours

(I've run this poll twice before, expanding it significantly for the second run. With about a year passed since that second run, I thought it was time to add another couple hundred names to the list and have another go.)

#the cat in the hat (dr. seuss) is trying to kill me #and willem dafoe (real human man) is trying to protect me #idk if it were the mike myers cat in the hat i'd be kinda worried but i trust willem to protect me

doffy2

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

doffy2

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This is one of your worst posts yet man

textposttropes

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

doffy2

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

monochromeblend

well if there's no girls in it then it automatically sucks shit okays?

rainbow-femme

His strength is that he is biscuits

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segamascott

p1nkiek1ttie

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

millionsknives

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

millionsknives

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

revelware

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

irl-donut

I need this so bad its unreal

#sharing this on main idec #i'm high as hell rn

sirobvious

Some days I feel like I’m 29 feet away from a Japanese radish

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despazito

the second radish is 29 feet away

tranarchist

kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

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deadpowol

#larry i would kill a man for you

catchymemes

hey chat what if i fuckin pummelled myself into dust

#i wanna be dead fr #i'm so tired of existing #and i try to reach out and it's either ohhh everyone is struggling #or NOTHING #i don't want to reach out anymore i don't want to be a burden i just want everything to stop #but i still have to get up and go to work tomorrow morning #i'm tired of interacting with people i'm tired of work taking all my energy #i'm tired of having to do less than the bare minimum in the rest of my life in order to be able to work #i haven't brushed my teeth in 2 days #i literally don't even know when i showered last #but maybe tomorrow i'll be able to do it when i get home #i'm tired #i need a hug #and a cigarette and an edible #and a work from home job #sigh

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todaysbird

unexplained slide in my little brother’s high school math class PowerPoint

curseofmeatthawsmoth

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

#took me too long to realize it's supposed to be 2 different signs #i read it like that and was just like. ok. sure yeah #greek nathan and his foot long yogurt hot dogs

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