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The Devil has minioned too close to the sun

bewbin

dude they need to stop making 400 million dollar blockbuster action movies for netlfix. ITS STREAMING! THERE IS NO BLOCK TO BUSS!

mabeltanaka

The Good Place Chapter 38: Chidi Sees the Time-Knife

philsmeatylegss

THEY KISSED DURING PINOF 1 WITH THE WHISKERS

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heydnp

i think dan and phil should put the pinof kiss video behind a £10000 tier on patreon and if anyone would buy it there should just be a post that said lmao you thought

jessisnotinteresting

They made an unlisted video here🖤

renisnotonfire

The best part about the pinof kiss is that they made fun of that theory on the pod and Dan said "it must've been so good I blacked out" and now he claims not to remember kissing Phil during pinof so the only conclusion I can draw........

forgo-me-not

they were making out here <3

purpurussy

the pinof kiss being real is making me fucking spiral how were all the most unhinged phannie theories from 2015 real. how did all those teenage girls clock them with the power of a thousand suns

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parkchanwoohoo

Alvin is a raging narcissist and Simon and Theo are held back from their musical potential because of misplaced fraternal loyalty. It is no secret in the industry that Theo's vocals and Simon's lyricism carry the group but Alvin's attention-seeking behavior was exploited by their agent

onelonelystory

this is a DEEPLY unfair interpretation of their musical identity that valorizes public scrutiny teebeeache. There’s an urge towards overcorrection amongst critical voices that can identify the undervaluation of Theo and Simon as contributors and subsequently develop a narrative of antagonism between them and their frontman and to some extent that’s understandable, given how big his little shadow is. but the group has always been structured around performance and spectacle in a way that greatly benefits from the strong identity and stage presence granted by such a large personality

parkchanwoohoo

It only took 2 seconds on your blog for me to know I could dismiss everything you said. For those who don't know, red icons are a dogwhistle for crypto-Alvinists who, as we saw from the AatC Midwest Fan discord, sought to sow mistrust in the fandom by insisting on "nuance" while secretly attempting to downplay Alvin's public scandals and shit-talking Simon and Theo.

Tell me this, if the group "benefits" from the strong identity, why is it Alvin has to contractually bar Theo and Simon from pursuing solo careers? Why did he veto the proposed name change to "The Chipmunks" in 2013? Hell, if this is all about the group, as you claim, why is it that Alvin features on 67% of all AatC merch while only making up 31% of overall merch sales (and, as if the stats following his disgusting behavior during the 2022 Oscars is to be believed, dropping lower and lower to even 26%)? Admit it, Dave Seville's excuse that Alvin's presence adds any kind of shine to the group is a transparent lie to conceal the fact that Alvin's disastrous public life makes for cheap sales boosts.

onelonelystory

It always comes down to the personal attacks with the separatists! as if red isn’t at the core of not only the debut album’s visual identity but also thematically relevant throughout the whole project… but once someone has a favorite they start thinking everyone else must also be projecting signatures and solo-fan lockdowns onto their Chipmate accounts.

anyway solos love to bring up A’s “behavioral issues” as if he didn’t spend half of last year absent from promotions trying to smooth over T’s violent confrontation with the paps. (which, because I’m an actual Chipmate, I would never turn into some theo hate train. this is what I’m saying, the scrutiny and narrativization of their project has created the justification to infringe on their personal lives in a way that keeps getting cyclically encouraged by people who are in it for the sport and moral victories, not the actual music or the art. I think we can all agree that the real villain is the exploitation of their passion for the craft that roped them into a lifetime commitment to careers they were not prepared for and they literally cannot escape 😕)

sappho-official

op is literally a thimon truther so I don’t think we should bother listening to what they say anyways :/

parkchanwoohoo

That is not even fucking true? I shared ONE Theo/OC fic in the Theo Chipmates Discord and the author happened to have also written Thimon WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. I made this very clear (with receipts!) in the Google doc. This is yet another example of a transparent smear campaign against Alvin-critical fans. A patently hypocritical act, BTW, given that you guys are literally constantly shipping Alvincest

parkchanwoohoo

Oh my god you guys

heywriters

Interaction witnessed at post office today:

Elderly lady mail clerk and young customer are chatting. Customer says, "oh! I'm wearing my boss's coat right now, give me something weird to put in the pocket!" Others within earshot all start looking for something because, hey, important quest. Mail clerk finally reaches under counter, pulls out a large roll of labels, and tears one off.

Twas this

becquerel

what if we both had the same name and were discussing the rpf status of the mayor of new york

2colde

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

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