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Phil stays quiet, his lips pressed together, until they’re all sat in their living room, Dan next to Phil on the sofa with far more space between them than they usually have, looking around helplessly. “Just what exactly do you remember?” he asks Dan. “Uh,” makes Dan. “I know my name is Dan. They told me.”

Dan has a ski accident and loses his memory. Phil can't do anything but offer him a home - Dan finds that said home is quite obscure.

Phan, Angst, Romance, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Explicit, NSFW, Happy Ending, ca. 13 words, finished

#dan and phil #dnp #phan #phanfic #phanfiction #my fanfics #rpf

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TONIGHT!!!! PHANNOUNCEMENT TONIGHT!! THANK FUCK

#dnp #phan #dan and phil

ch4rliespringg

ok we get it your boyfriends…

#they'll tell you anyway >:)

danandphilupdates

dan retweet

21/6/26

#like!!!!#stop it!!!#but also don't stop it because you're hilarious for this

Why is Dan so fucking funny while torturing us, who gave him the right.

#phan #dnp #dan and phil

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Man, I need a hug or 20. And a fresh breeze. Some snacks or at least the possibility to get some. Another hug. Mostly the hugs.

#sigh

pseudophan

these stories are holding hands

#dan getting the most pretentious looking rich people place ever #while Phil just gets drowned in a monster portion of dessert #sounds about right #phan

Weird! Looks like Phil didn't mean it when he said Dan gets to celebrate for one (1) day before it's back to Philday. Looks almost like he loooooves him >:)

#phan #dnp #dan and phil

diphowell

oh!!! 🥺

#i know it's not!!#but phil broke my trust #this photo may as well be a year old #“oh it was just a random selfie” after we all cornplated on freshly bleached Phil?#devastating

userlesbian

trapper hat

#that damn trapper head is so important to me #dnp #dan and phil #dan howell

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jehovahhthickness

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

#severe social anxiety #I simply Do Not meet people lol

emuhlo

ready for takeoff ☄️🚀

#phanart #amazing art!!!

Look, if I sometimes accidentally interact with you from my watcher main account, just believe it's more embarrassing for me than you and move on, it is what it is

#sigh

backin09

so excited for monday when they announce when they will be announcing the thing that they announced they were announcing last sunday

#sigh #“become a phannie”#they said #“It'll be fun”

phloodle

upon seeing glorious mousepads

#my cursed legacy #phan #dnp #dan and phil

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diphowell

dan’s replies are getting me so bad like it’s so cute but also so funny he’s like i can tell you (and anyone else interested) how many hours of sleep you got despite not being with you because we regularly fall asleep talking to each other

:)

#did they fall asleep on skype together...#did Dan wake up and look at a snoring Phil #and look at the timer #and end the call #and then Phil woke up and he HAD to allude to it somehow #to how well he slept because he kind of sort of did it with Dan #did he have trouble sleeping is that why #and then Dan felt proud of himself because he slept well on a call with Dan #i have so many questions and thoughts #it's so damn cute god #dnp #phan

I'm reeeeally hoping that you were inspire to write a fic based on Phil commenting "I'd sit on that" in the phantwt react vid <3333 Dan would give him so much shit for that but definitely take him up of the offer

(Obvs no pressure, this is just a joke. Unless...?)

I mean, I can't lie to you, I was but also:

So, in this instance, let me lovingly refer you to this amazing fic by oliver, that features Phil getting eaten out thoroughly (sadly without the face-sitting)

#phanfiction #phanfic rec #ren rambles

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