Cat Concerns

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*unliked and reblogged angrily*

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i AM a real man

make sure to REBLOG and NOT like this post :)

BE A MAAAAAAN

I AM A MAN

nature is sacred, pass it on.

Marry Me

The math just checks out, folks.

I’m not very good with math, what happens if you break both of a nazi’s arms?

they only got 0% arms left to do Nazi Stuff with. 100% less arms.

But they still have 100% legs, so make sure to break those, too.

I just witnessed a stone cold murder

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Mouthy Hamster pretty much sums me up

WAIT WHAT

EXCUSE ME WHAT??

When I lived right next to some cows they got a new one and she spent about two days mooing because she was in a new place and then she was fine.

My friend lived on a farm where the cows would all line up against the one fence to moo at the house every morning. Why? They liked the rottweiler that lived there. The cows would moo like crazy, the dog would go trotting out, they’d all sniff at each other, then head out into the pasture for their day. They’d moo for their morning dog fix. 😂

whenever i would go visit my grandmothers house the cows would line up and moo because there was a weird car in the driveway. then when they saw it was just the grandkids they would stop and go back to their buisness

wait cows moo in specific situations? i thought they just made sounds Because They Could

They have many different moos for many different situations tbh

My great-grandfather (on my mother’s side) owned a farm with lots of cows,  they were all oddly fascinated by this one chicken that was a little fluffier and chubbier than the others and had a funny sounding clucking noise. The cows would gather next to the fence and moo very loudly at it when it was nearby. She is still not sure why they had such an affinity for that one chicken, but it was apparently really funny and endearing.

I would also be very excited if I saw a fluffy fat chicken

its drawn like a horror. but its not. its just about his cat

Fucking love Junji Ito. We stan.

For some reason, when biologists want to describe “the assemblage of morphological features shared among many members of a phylum-level group” we say bauplan. Which is German for “body plan.” But even if you don’t speak German you say “bauplan” anyway. So this is a very hilarious Social Media Discourse from someone who has forgotten that the word “bauplan” is an instant giveaway that you are actually a biologist and that makes it fantastic it’s like when robots try to pretend that they’re human but better

“what if a fox was made of spaghetti”

DAMNIT WHY DID I LAUGH

Oh. Fuck.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

Who’d'ev known?