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So I love mutual pining as much as the next fanfic enthusiast but what about:
Stiles just blatantly thirsting for Derek.
Like just outright, can’t mistake it, everyone knows it. That Lydia fascination switches gears to Derek at whiplash speeds. Every chance he gets he’s complimenting Derek on his biceps, on his face, on his hair, on his clothes, on his shift, everything. At first it’s all physical stuff, but as they go on Stiles starts peppering in flattery about Derek’s personality and training and brilliant mind.
And Derek has no idea what to do with any of it. Stiles isn’t really actively seducing him, just seems to be appreciative, if you will, and Derek’s never really been just casually flirted with, everyone who hit on him just wanted to get him into bed.
After the first couple times Stiles makes Derek blush, Stiles ends up asking if Derek would like him to stop hitting on him. Derek manages to get out that he would absolutely like Stiles to continue, thanks. And Stiles makes some throwaway comment about Derek returning the favor.
It escalates.
Stiles’ compliments go from tame to dirty in the blink of an eye, just blatant come-ons. He still gives Derek the sweet flirting too, but now he’s also giving him a little grin and looking at Derek with heat in his eyes, adding in some of the best and the worst pick-up lines Derek’s ever heard. And there’s apparently never a bad time for it, either.
They’re researching something that’s trying to kill them late into the night? Stiles looks up from some ancient book written in another language when Derek brings him coffee and says in a sleepy-rough voice, “Derek, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.” Then he winks, takes a drink of his coffee, and gets back to a crash course in… that actually may be a dead language, Derek’s not sure.
They’ve just killed something that was trying to kill them? Derek’s in shift, still looking as menacing as ever, and Stiles sidles right up to him withi his bat over his shoulder, scratch on his cheek, and says, “Hey, you got a Band-Aid?” He grins and points to his cheek. “I scratched myself when I fell for you.”
The turning point comes when they’ve killed something that tried to kill them, and almost succeeded in killing Stiles. Derek’s sitting in his hospital room like the creeper he swears he isn’t, dodging suspicious looks from the Sheriff, who’s only just now in the know about werewolves and supernatural things since Stiles’ wounds are pretty hard to explain otherwise. And Stiles finally starts coming awake, squints at Derek in the dim light, and manages a crooked little grin as he croaks out, “Is this heaven? Or is God just missing an angel? Oh shit, hi, Dad.”
After that, Derek thinks about Stiles saying he could “return the favor,” and about Stiles in a hospital bed after nearly bleeding out in his Camaro.
So it escalates again.
He’s rusty, is the thing. His first attempt does not go smoothly. After a pack meeting, when Stiles is still healing but able to hang around as long as there’s somewhere for him to sit, when everyone else is gone, Derek clears his throat and looks down at where Stiles is laying back in the arm chair, eyes closed but still awake.
“What are my chances of getting you into bed?” is what he manages. Which is honestly less pick-up line and more obvious innuendo, that actually can’t be acted on because Stiles still runs out of breath walking up the stairs right now.
Stiles grins though, eyes closed still, knows exactly what Derek’s trying for. “Pretty good, but you might have to carry me. Don’t get me wrong, I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.”
Derek snorts and bundles Stiles up in the Camaro, drives him home. He helps Stiles up the stairs, helps Stiles get changed - and oh, Stiles is a goldmine of pick-up lines and innuendo in that situation - and gets Stiles into bed. He stays until Stiles is asleep (and then honestly a little while after that), and then he slips out the front door instead of the window, like a person, as Stiles would say.
And then he goes home and Googles pick-up lines. He’s gonna need to build up a stash if he’s going to keep up with Stiles’ repertoire.
the thing is when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from supernatural they usually mean "it was invented by the supernatural fandom in a fanfic". on the other hand, when people say a specific fanfic trope comes from star trek, they mean "it was the plot of at least one star trek episode"
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with ao3 down i hope this reminds us of what a fanfic-less existence looks like. don’t take it for granted! because it sucks not to have it.
fanfic would not exist without the hours of free labour from fanfic writers and volunteer staff. donate to otw if you have the means. taking a second to give kudos is nothing compared to months of work for writers. a comment will probably make their whole day! sharing and reblogging spreads their work. it’s so discouraging when you give your heart to something, only to receive nothing in return.
support fandom creators and staff. they are the heartbeat of everything we enjoy.
Japanese is an incredibly fun and rewarding language (if you’ve ever wanted to learn it for ANY reason, most importantly including the “silly” reasons) but the fearmongering and capitalist intervention involved in the language learning process have given it a reputation as an “impossible task” for English speakers, leading to confusion and dkn learners and weird pessimist attitudes about the whole thing. In this thread I will explain how to effectively learn and retain Japanese. This is a tried, tested and true method; probably 99% of all people who try to learn Japanese give up, but everyone I’ve met who has tried and stuck with this has been at or above N3-N4 after 6 months or less including me
You can teach yourself Japanese for free if you have a little free time every day and a computer
1. Drill yourself on hiragana and katakana. These are the phonetic building blocks of Japanese, think of them as equivalent to english letters. This site is a good resource in general. Once you have a solid grasp on this, DO NOT LINGER HERE; move to step 2. You will master kana later.
2. Download Anki. This is a flashcard service. They have a paid app if you’re willing to invest for it, but if not, they have a mobile website (create an account and sync it with your computer).
This is the deck you’re going to download. Import it to Anki and do this every day. I have learned the hard way (twice) that skipping this is bad. If you become overwhelmed, you can change the number of new cards and reviews by clicking the cog next to the name of the deck!
3. Cure Dolly (Youtube, grammar) + transcript. She has kind of a posh accent, you might want to turn subtitles on. Watch a few videos when you feel like it but most importantly set up 4 and 5 as soon as possible
4. Yomitan (must have) is a browser extension that functions as a pop-up dictionary. you need to install dictionaries for it to work. here are some dictionaries you can use with yomitan and explanations of what they do
5. READ. DO NOT LET YOURSELF GET STUCK BEFORE THIS STEP. JUST READ!!!! Most people who fail to learn Japanese do so because they are afraid of not being ready to move on, which is counterproductive. Just read. When you were a child did you spend years on vocab and grammar before reading? No I bet you did not. Pick something to read and learn what you don’t already know by reading in Japanese.
Jiten.moe has a list of novels and visual novels that you can read on your computer sorted by difficulty. So does jpdb. There’s also this document. There’s also this document. Hey look this website is cool too
For visual novels: download LunaHook. It “hooks” to your VN and allows you to use Yomitan on words you don’t know. Turn off the translation feature, it does nothing to help you learn
For literary texts: ttsu e-reader supports epub and htmlz files.
You can also learn Japanese by watching anime, but it’s a little more convoluted and requires a lot more patience.
For manga, utilize Mangatan, but I don’t recommend this right out the gate because when you’re first learning sentence structure you’ll want something with complete sentences.
Set your computer up for mining vocab before you start reading. Once you finish your kaishi deck, you can drill your mining cards (I didn’t do mine until after finishing kaishi because it was too much).
Most importantly: reading is going to be hard at first. It is going to piss you off. You need to muscle through with this because this is where the bulk of your learning will happen. After a while you will just feel like reading because you love reading! Try not to pick something too hard for your first read, but if you’re interested in the story you might be able to muscle through something a little tougher.
Remember to consult yomitan and cure dolly where needed, that’s what it’s there for. As you can see I am quite normal about the Japanese language, so if you have any other questions or need help with anything else feel free to shoot me an ask and I will get back to you promptly. Japanese is not your enemy and it is not impossible. It is your friend

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billy taking steve to a gay club for the first time and steve going ‘since when was this a gay bar’ and billys like ‘…….since always’ and steves says ‘fuck no wonder i got so many free drinks last time’
the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
Rules: without naming them, post 10 gifs of 10 of your favourite TV shows then tag 10 people to do the same.
I was tagged by @novemberhush and haven’t done one of these in a while, so….
If you see this and want to play, consider yourself tagged by me!
self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.
Notes on a FO4 fic I’ll never write
- Preston is a total nerd. Not in the same way that Travis was a nerd, and then became a cool nerd. Nate’s never been a bully, but he’s defended enough nerds from bullies that he can categorize them. His wife was a total nerd, too, and that’s the problem, right there. Nate likes nerds.
- Nate finding the runaway’s holotape
- Nate coming out of the vault
- Travis is actually pretty fucking funny. He has great comedic timing. The problem is his voice. Yeah, Nate likes nerds. But even that whine doesn’t hide the guy’s enthusiasm for public radio.
- Backstreet Apparel joke interrupted. Hancock demands she finish it before he kills her.
- Raider politics are actually fascinating. Nate was a poli-sci major before the draft.
- (End of the fic is someone calling Nate a nerd and Nate having an epiphany)
- Hancock is just a stoner history nerd. Nate’s roommate in college was that way, and he was hot too.
- “Jesus you were always such a hardass” backstreet apparel conversation is actually a lesbian rendezvous , Clutch and Raider psycho
- (They have boyfriends in the raider group, and the boyfriends don’t know about the clutch/RP enemies to lovers thing going on)
- ((The clutch/RP story was always going to end badly. There are no happy endings in the wasteland, just the cold reality of disappointing the gods of old))
- Preston is so quiet Nate forgot he was there
- He’s a demon, he’s a devil. Nate wonders if the universe knows what he’s starting to feel about Hancock. He’s still wearing his ring, the metal as cold as the chill of Nora’s skin.
- Travis is hilarious and everyone is a fucking coward.
- Preston is kinda hot outside of his uniform. He sleeps in a T-shirt and some soft-looking pants, as Nate found out one night at the Castle.
- It was Nate’s first experience with the bloodthirsty mutant humanoids. He was terrified.
- The weird part was though that Preston was still wearing the hat
- (Some months later, between Valentine and Danse, he’ll find a piece of paper with “KILL. LOOT. RETURN.” It’s a moment, small and lonely, where there was no bad blood between them.)
- Nate closes his eyes sometimes and he’s on his honeymoon, freshly back from Alaska, being shaken awake by newlywed Nora at barely showing.
- (You know it’s not yours,” one guy mutters at the courthouse the day before. Nora’s not a girl with a reputation to match her swollen belly, and Nate’s not about to confess the time that badass Major Nora Blackwood had spent a wild weekend with Nate the night before his official bereavement leave began.
- The timing was the worst part - his dad would have loved Nora.
- “In our vows, you said that you’d cook me whatever I want since you knocked me up” Nora says. She’s got a surprisingly sharp memory for how drunk they were the night they eloped.
Notes on a FO4 fic I’ll never write
- Preston is a total nerd. Not in the same way that Travis was a nerd, and then became a cool nerd. Nate’s never been a bully, but he’s defended enough nerds from bullies that he can categorize them. His wife was a total nerd, too, and that’s the problem, right there. Nate likes nerds.
- Nate finding the runaway’s holotape
- Nate coming out of the vault
- Travis is actually pretty fucking funny. He has great comedic timing. The problem is his voice. Yeah, Nate likes nerds. But even that whine doesn’t hide the guy’s enthusiasm for public radio.
- Backstreet Apparel joke interrupted. Hancock demands she finish it before he kills her.
- Raider politics are actually fascinating. Nate was a poli-sci major before the draft.
- (End of the fic is someone calling Nate a nerd and Nate having an epiphany)
- Hancock is just a stoner history nerd. Nate’s roommate in college was that way, and he was hot too.
- “Jesus you were always such a hardass” backstreet apparel conversation is actually a lesbian rendezvous , Clutch and Raider psycho
- (They have boyfriends in the raider group, and the boyfriends don’t know about the clutch/RP enemies to lovers thing going on)
- ((The clutch/RP story was always going to end badly. There are no happy endings in the wasteland, just the cold reality of disappointing the gods of old))
- Preston is so quiet Nate forgot he was there
In honor of my anniversary, here are 10 cute things about our marriage.
@jemomgershippingco Happy 3 years!
1. We eloped and had a courthouse wedding. Our marriage license was signed by a 19yo kid at UPS who said “I practice calligraphy for these!” He gave us 30% off as a wedding present.
2. My job in household projects is “Project Manager.” I sit on the couch and make her laugh while she DIYs, does chores, or whatever needs done.
3. Somehow, a running joke in our marriage is that if she farts while I’m seizing, I will be so offended that I will come out of the seizure. (It doesn’t work. It’s just me, seizing and aware, trapped in fart).
4. She talks in her sleep every night. One time she asked me, “Are you gonna get on the fucking bus with me?” We were not on the bus, we were at home. When she realized this, she said, “Oh shit, this isn’t the bus.”
5. I like to make stickers on my iPhone out of her face. Like this one:
[image description: my wife’s silly face hiding a DoorDash order for Panera bread]
6. our song is “wilder days” by Morgan Wade
7. Sometimes when I do something out of pocket or spicy she quietly says, “That’s my girl,” with a little grin on her face and I melt like a chocolate chip in hell.
8. We randomly break into song. Especially “the final countdown”
9. My parents adore her. She’s my dad’s favorite kid now.
10. We met in a Harringrove discord in 2019. 💜

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The ‘Spice of Life’✨ Legacy Challenge
Sometimes playing the sims can get a little stale, and somewhat repetitive, especially The Sims 4. I know I can get stuck playing the same stories over and over again, so I decided to create this challenge to add a little excitement and variety to my, and hopefully your, game-play!
After all, variety is the spice of life!
Gen 1: The Wild Child
You’re a sim who loves to get down, go on adventures and spend time with other sims! You can be a bit of a handful for some sims, but that’s okay! You’ve been wild since the day you were born and you wouldn’t want to be any other way. You have about a million things you want to do in your life time and you’re gonna do them all!
Aspiration: Friend of the Animals
Traits: Dance Machine, Adventurous, Outgoing
Generation rules / goals:
Join the secret agent career and get to the top of it before your sim becomes an elder
Once your sim is an elder have them start a new job, keep them on their toes!
Complete the Friend of the Animals aspiration
Master the Dance & Pet training skills throughout your sims lifetime
Have five animals in your sims house-hold at one time (these should be cats, dogs, raccoon, foxes, etc.) - you don’t always have to have five but you should at some point
Have you sim have at least 10 friends and having a falling out with one of them and become enemies
Have a best-friend that is NOT your partner / spouse
Have your sim go out at least once every weekend to either the club, the bar or somewhere else they can dance! They’re a dance machine remember!
Your sim can have as many children as you like, but keep in mind that they have a lot of animals in the house
You must have at least one child in order for them to become heir, they can be adopted or biological, it doesn’t matter!
Go on at least two family vacations, one of these must be to Mt. Komorebi
Have your sim be a very relaxed parent, no rules, no pressure to get good grades, etc. (Parenthood is needed for this but if you don’t have it that’s okay just do your best without it!)
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ₓ˚ ୭ ˚◦˚ Ever After Legacy Challenge ˚◦˚ ୧ ˚ₓ
This is a ten generation legacy challenge that will cure you of your boredom! Each generation has in-depth storylines that helps assist you to adding more volume to your sims origins and gameplay. With sets of goals and requirements that each generation must complete before a new heir takes over.
Rules:
○ You can add in extra details/plots/events/etc, that you may want to for each generation. You can feel free to make this as crazy as you may want it to be. The goal of this legacy challenge is to help guide gameplay.
○ Money cheats are allowed to a certain degree. You can do cheats like “freerealestate” and “money 00″ for story-telling purposes. (But I don’t think you will need it XD)
○ Feel free to use MODS to further enhance your gameplay. No restrictions here just super excited to see what everyone does with this challenge.
○ ALL goals and requirements must be met before a new heir takes over
○ If you do decide to take on this challenge, tag/credit me! @Imjennx or paste this post’s link in your description box. Use #EverAfterChallenge on videos/posts/and tweets if you can :) Good luck and I hope you all have fun!
My Little Helpers:
This is a little shoutout and thank you to these two lovely simmers who have helped me with my challenge. Honestly, without them, this challenge would not have been published. They hyped me up every step of the way and lended me their advice.
@roosims & @thesimallie
These two incredible simmers took the time out of their days to help me proof read this and went out of their way to give me wonderful advice. Go check out their Youtube channels as well. They honestly deserves all the love in the world.
VIDEO SHOWCASE
If you would like to see the video shocase that I did where I read out this challenge then check it out here!
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