Hell Will Always Come Before You Grow

tumblr is so crazy special to me because tell me why i’ve been on here since fingers in his ass sunday 😭😭😭😭

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

It looks like Craigslist

A tale as old as time.

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.