Chillin with a sloppy style

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

Animals aren’t actually born but are created in the animal factory. So everyday they are creating baby animals in the animal factory and then they drop ship them all over the world. They use a giant fan and they tie balloons to the animals so that they fall very delicately and slowly. The giant fan blows them across the world. Some of the animals are wild and some are pets. The animals decide their own destiny.

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

@condorclown

we need less “trans women/men should be allowed in women’s/men’s spaces” and more “gender segregated spaces are inherently sexist and transphobic, and we should replace them with gender neutral spaces”

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

dude shut up. i know how to cum i just dont feel like proving it alright

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

And this two faced bitch is seeing twice as many stars as usual