stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

mind palace that was formerly a palace until the ruling family was killed mercilessly for its crimes. and now it's the thinking woman's socialist republic.

a boyfriend is a type of parasite that lives in a beautiful woman’s house and drains her life force

dont care + didnt ask + you know nothing of Javert + I was born inside a jail + I was born with scum like you + I am from the gutter too

Paramore was right. Hard times

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.