The Rum Tum Tugger is awful annoying

follow for some more sick text posts that I reblogged from someone else

The goddess Iris herself offered to make an appearance in your Greek mythology movie and you dare deny her??

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

a single, solitary, earth-shattering note thunders across the battlefield like a tsunami.

You can see the power of music shining in his eyes.

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

sometimes i talk about how awful it was to feel trapped by my daily makeup routine and how i couldn’t leave the house without putting on a full face and it played a major role in the misery of my high school experience because i had to spend so much extra time getting ready in the mornings and that followed me into my early 20s as well and it was hell and it was so incredibly liberating to go through the slow and uncomfortable but ultimately essential process of getting my bare face back and having makeup be an optional accessory instead of a mandatory uniform. and the response always tends to be ah yes of course, because of your trans and your masculine. and it’s like aha so close! actually! I think if I ended up being a feminine cis woman I also still would not deserve even a second of that shit! I think trans women and nonbinary people and every human alive should have the option to leave the house without a single cosmetic product ever touching their face! but thanks for playing!

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service