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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

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This is why I have TikTok
Most major corporations — from airlines to social media platforms — now aspire to become unregulated banks. Bankification today accounts for
This is a long read, but worth it. Some takeaways:
-Don’t use “buy now pay later.” The fine print isn’t what it seems.
-The fine print on medical financing, store credit cards, and contactless payment is also not what it seems.
-Payday loans are still predatory, even when offered by your employer
-Rewards programs are an income stream for the companies that run them. The points systems are manipulated so that the house always wins. They depend on people leaving money in rewards accounts and not in interest-bearing traditional bank accounts.
-Electronic payment apps like VenMo are not banks. You don’t earn interest. Your money is not protected.
-Your financial information is not private if your money is not kept in a regulated bank.
-None of this is regulated by the FDIC. Your money is not protected if it is held by a non-bank doing banking business. Our economy is not protected from the collapse of financial institutions that are not banks.
-The Biden administration was making progress in increasing accountability for non-banks operating as predatory financial services providers. The current administration is reversing those protections to favor corporations.
Oh boy.
A third of younger Americans hold their savings on nonbank tech platforms like Venmo
PEOPLE! DO NOT LEAVE YOUR MONEY IN VENMO OR APPLE PAY OR ANY OF THIS SHIT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO FIND A REAL BANK OR A CREDIT UNION.
If Venmo were to close tomorrow all your money would vanish. There's no insurance or guarantee on any of these things. I know banks aren't great but legit banks will have the "FDIC insured" logo on their doors and websites, which means if my bank goes under tomorrow I still get my money back. Also I guarantee you there is a credit union somewhere in your town, go find it.
You can leave some money in Venmo or Apple pay or whatever, but NOT ALL OF IT for the love of God.
oh my god, if i can share any wisdom with the younger generation it is DO NOT FUCKING GET A PAYDAY LOAN. THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.
Like maybe you think you can turn around and pay it off when you get paid or just ride it out and just deal with the payments, but these entities are created to prey upon desperate people. your payment seems low at first but then you end up short on something else or another emergency happens so you access your line of credit to stay afloat. Then that ding to your paycheck gets bigger and bigger. It is a TRAP. THEY ARE PREDATORY AF.
I am privileged enough to make decent money, but when I was first starting out I had one bad month with medical bills and emergencies piling up and I felt as though I had no other choice. So I got a payday loan. By the end of it, I was struggling to feed myself and keep my lights on at the same time. I couldn't go to the doctor, I lived in complete fear that I'd have another emergency I couldn't afford. Even when I got a promotion it wasn't enough to pay these leeches and live on at the same time. I was having trouble affording medication. I was in a VERY dark place for months with incredible depression and hopelessness that could have led me to something very very drastic.
Over time I was able to borrow what I needed to pay off the loan and I'm still recovering from that financial bloodbath even months later. Not everyone has that support network to borrow money or the credit to approach a reputable entity for a loan to get out from under a predatory loan. I was VERY LUCKY THAT I DIDN'T LOSE MY HOUSING BECAUSE THAT IS A REALITY FOR MANY MANY PEOPLE WHO TAKE ON THESE LOANS.
They do not care about you, they will not work with you. Refinancing is incredibly expensive and opens you up to even more fees. YOU ARE BETTER OFF CALLING YOUR POWER COMPANY AND TRYING TO SET UP A PAYMENT ARRANGEMENT OR PAYING LATE FEES ON RENT OR LETTING A MEDICAL BILL GO TO COLLECTIONS. I know that will ding your credit but if it doesn't happen now it WILL later because suddenly you're in a sandpit of playing money tetris that these companies actively hope that you fall into so that you go back to them for more and more.
Whatever you have to do: asking for money, taking on something like DoorDash, selling plasma, recycling metal, asking your bank, church or a credit union for a loan or crowdfunding, it sucks and I know that but it is FAR BETTER than the hell these companies will put you through. I got lucky, and someone in a worse circumstance than I was in might not. So take it from me: DO NOT GET A PAYDAY LOAN. THEY ARE DESIGNED TO RUIN YOUR LIFE AND BLEED YOU DRY.
they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
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Had this drawing half finished for a while now and now decided to finish it😅

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Choo Choo
Fuck, ya’ll I’d nut so fast.
Imagine trying to get off WITHOUT the chuff chuff noises
wake up besties new back breaking coal labor dropped
Is this the high speed rail everyone’s talking about?
A coal powered hole plower
shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
imagine, if you will, having an adolescent half-crush on someone way older than you, which is also confusingly blurred up with admiration of them as a role model. now imagine that you and that person are in a social environment where it is acceptable to (platonically, consensually) choke someone. I think I was very normal about it considering the circumstances
she would demonstrate takedowns on her husband (also in the class, and who was not a small man) before we got to try them and the first time I saw her twist him around and down onto the floor like it was easy my entire abdomen clenched
I cannot stress enough how eager this guy was to be manhandled (womanhandled?) and flipped around by his wife. he was her de facto guinea pig whenever she got to teach and I never saw him unenthusiastic about it. he'd set himself up for a joint lock fully smiling. the other adults in the class occasionally teased him about it (being so quick to let your wife put you in a submission hold tends to raise a few eyebrows), and I always kind of wanted to defend him but what would I have said? like, don't worry. I won't judge you. I also like being pinned down by your wife
That last sentance really hits ya like a psychosexually formative takedown
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women
If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

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Akira bike sliding on a horse
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Sokka and Zuko get SO much funnier when you remember this is both of their first times talking to another teenage boy in years. Sokka had all the other boys leave the tribe when he was little and Zuko just hasn’t talked to other teenage boys. They wanna be friends but have absolutely no clue how to talk to other teenagers. I love them so much.
2 POORLY SOCIALIZED DOGS BOTH PLAY-BOWING WHEN THE OTHER ISN'T LOOKING.
They have talked to a teenage boy. However, it was Jet. That was the last and first teenage boy either of them have talked to. and it did not end well.
Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)
but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed
He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him
Now Light. I know you're still watching, and I'm sure you've tried writing my name in your book. Or you've at least considered it - after all, if I die, then it points pretty clearly to you as the killer. But then, maybe Kira is just going to try to kill me in order to frame you. We get it, you're very clever.
If watching this whole video hasn't changed your mind - made you *think* about the humanity of the people you are just callously sentencing to death - then I'm at a bit of a loss. But I do know one thing you don't:
My legal name.
That's right. Before I uploaded this video, I changed my legal name, and have encouraged those in my life to do so as well. Frankly, trying to decide what my new name would be probably pushed back this video's release like, a month.
(Aside: Actually it didn't but we can all just pretend it did, it's way more interesting than the minutiae of real issues that cropped up)
So. Is Light Yagami Kira? I can't say for sure. It turns out, accusing a public figure of serial murder comes with a lot of legal ramifications! You would think I'd have learned by now that talking about people has "potential consequences" like "being sued by extremely litigious individuals. "
I spent a long time thinking how to end this video. The only thing I came up with is that there's no way to judge a person by just a list of actions alone. And yes that includes Light, the wanker. Courts spend weeks and weeks trying to litigate criminal cases and they still get it wrong! So even though I think he may be the actual scum of the earth, I hope I'm wrong. I want to believe that, given the opportunity, he wouldn't take the ten seconds to write down my name and take my life with just a flick of his wrist.
*long beat*
But I still changed my name so don't even think about it you little sh-
*bouncy credits music*
I feel like anyone who calls the dialogue in kojima games "contrived" or any variation thereof is simultaneously missing the point and denying themselves the fun of watching an extremely long game-movie, but also, the man literally just tweets like this
exhibit B
Please know that second one is about him being locked out of his instagram account for 15 minutes
Why is he better at this than me

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Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little
im gods weakest faggot
i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket
im gods most literate cat can i join
I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.
my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic
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