I've Never Lit A Match With Intent To Start A Fire

THAT WAS THE BEST SONG CHOICE FOR THIS VID

I thought I dreamt this video

there r so many emojis i always stumble across something like 🗜 and i think who the HELL would ever use this emoji. and then i think abt some guy who probably works w those things all the time n hes so happy he can use this emoji. and im happy for him

will anything go as hard as lotr like this ever again? we might never know

want to fall asleep under the stars(no bugs)

actually fuck this im gonna walk into the deep sea and never come back. bye

THERES CREATURES

Oh it’s easy he just throws his entire body up over his head over and over again, easy peasy.

He flipped out of his got-dang pants

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

That’s fucking rad

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

fucking chocolate guy!!

*shouting from another room* WHAT’S THAT LUNATIC DONE NOW??