A Real Disaster

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

Hey free knife!!

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post