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tammykaos

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tranthony

grout white shark

toskarin

why didn't they just leave pompeii when the volcano erupted? were they stupid?

foone

Fun fact: they did leave Pompeii! It's estimated that the population pre-eruption was something like 20,000, and the most likely number of dead in is in the range of 1,500-4,000. So most people just did leave Pompeii, it's just that not everyone left or could leave.

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toskarin

I'd have still left. the human body is capable of wonderful things in the face of danger

crowteeth

A lot of people died in the boats tho:/

toskarin

I would have paddled away quickly

toskarin

I take pretty hot baths so I think I'd be able to last a little longer than the average person

demonicseries

The scariest thing about pyroclastic flow is that if you can see it, no matter how far away it is, there is no possible way of surviving

toskarin

I've done incredible things. I think you'd be surprised.

toskarin

I know a lot about the volcano. they could learn much from me.

slurpygunch

you should teach them

toskarin

I will.

toskarin

everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

toskarin

perhaps this could be chalked up to poor diet? I don't think explosions alone can do that.

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix

their brains became AEROSOLS IN THEIR SKULLS.

toskarin

what?? no

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix

correction, some of their brain cells turned to glass, unless you want to bitch about the Smithsonian's knowledge base. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/mount-vesuvius-turned-mans-brain-cells-glass-180976073/

toskarin

that just doesn't sound correct. they should verify this information

pink-thing-enjoyer

How about if instead of encouraging them we instead CHALLENGE them to survive a fictional catastrophe

Like there's no way this bozo is surviving the fires of ibis

toskarin

not only could I survive that, but I could do it a second time

toskarin

I mean they were pretty stupid for staying at a volcano during an eruption. the volcano is the most dangerous place to be, in that sort of scenario

for-the-urizen

What you seem to not understand is that when volcanoes erupt the way Mount Vesuvius did, your survival is dependant on whether or not you're close enough to a ship when it happens. It doesn't matter how smart you are, your IQ cannot outrun a catastrophic volcanic eruption. If you're going to criticize them for anything, it should be their decision to settle near an active volcano in the first place.

toskarin

as was previously established, my large IQ can outrun many things, so I do not imagine a volcano would be that much more difficult

hellsitegenetics

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yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay, ill reblog that

turtlefordestiel

Question/gen if you jumped in the ocean and stayed under for a while could you possibly survive?

toskarin

you don't need need to do all that. you will find the solution is much simpler

olyrik

Please, share your wisdom, what is the simple solution!

toskarin

you just leave

tiktaalic

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

creepymutelilbugger

thats because its plance. there are others as well

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wcvconsensus

in cow world, green onions are cigarettes

ooppo

You guys aren't going to believe your fucking eyes

ooppo

I hand drew this on my track pad and you will appreciate it

sasuke-offical

followers of mine dont even bother clicking. it is what you think it is. your sharingan never fails

ooppo

Shut the hell up Sasuke

beemovieerotica

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

beemovieerotica

i lied a little bit ok because the most embarrassing thing about this was that the fainting wasn't even right after. it was 10 minutes later. i had fully gotten the injection, walked back to the study room, sat down, and started doing the preliminary questions with the grad student.

i was partway through answering a question when i felt a rush of heat travel up my core. i said out loud "...whoa. that's strong." and then my head dropped. the grad student called everybody in and they leaned back my chair, blood pressure cuff, etc etc.

they called in the MD who did the whole "do you know where you are? do you know where you work?" questionnaire. i got confused and couldn't answer where I worked for like 10 seconds.

because this was a double-blind study, they were also convinced that i'd had an adverse reaction to the opioid, and that i wasn't safe to go home. they made me stay over an hour until "all the effects" had worn off and for my confusion to go away. i was completely experiencing opioid-like loopy-ness paired with weak muscle sensations. it was fucking wild.

anyway. yes thank you to everyone in the notes, this is just like cops hearing the word "fentanyl" and fainting.

gorbling

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

gorbling

hapalopus

More from the notes:

vexwerewolf

I love this post

karifaevt

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

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huffylemon

my birthday is in july! :)

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muntiller2

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

fuckblast

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

charl0ttan

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

yoshspace

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

iplaycomputer

nature is beautiful

synthient

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open-sketchbook

i fucking love the matrix

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commandersheena

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

drizzit

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

despazito

as a kid i constantly watched roadrunner and coyote cartoons and i’d play roadrunner and coyote with my dad which involved me running loops in my house bc the rooms made a circle while he tied a couch cushion over a beam to fall on me like an ACME anvil

despazito

happy fathers day

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