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it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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theramblingvoid

Hit "view post" and lost it

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if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

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Have you ever been to a celebrity's grave?

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Define celebrity however you'd like.

#ok so i went to a quaker highschool that was founded in 1697 #so there are actually important quakers who are buried there #fun fact: my school doesnt have a track and deadass the track team would run thru the cemetery as warmups #like there are headstones that are so old that some of the lettering has completely eroded away #fun fact 2: in english class in 9th grade they had a funeral service and we started watching it #my teacher kept trying to get us to pay attention in class but like.#dude theres a funeral 30 feet away right now #tldr: quakers are a weird bunch

triangleguy

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

lizardsmp3

Pounds And Dollars you are truly one of my favorite jokes in all of introverts. thank fucking god

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WHYARE DAN AND PHIL IN OUR SACRED GOOGLE DRIVE. WHY DID DAN AND PHIL HAVE TO GO INTO OUR SACRED GOOGLE DRIVE TO PIRATE THEIR OWN TOUR. IM GOING TO CRY

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and you got it congrats

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beautiful...

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no pants im afraid

Can Dan stand up in that shirt real quick I'm trying to see something

lizardsmp3

you know dan is so fucking pleased with himself over the layers of symbolism of the sacrifical lamb shirt/him being the sacrifice/literally being a sacrifical lamb of early internet culture before anyone knew what Boundaries were/also it matched the color scheme perfectly/also it's cute. love him bad

lizardsmp3

well of course. well of course

#also the callout with the dan hater/phan shippers i was like ooooooooooo

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as far as theyre concerned all marriage is gay marriage

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jerking off has been mid lately

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