Filthy, Tricksy Hobbitses

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

but i thought christopher lee was immortal 

it feels like the entire tolkien fandom just lost one of their grandfathers

#i’m not saying christopher lee has killed a man but i think we all know christopher lee has killed a man

i like to think that the last hobbit film will end with us returning to old bilbo sitting in his chair telling us the last sentences of his story and just when he finishes there’s a knock on the door and he shouts "No thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!“ and just as he looks down in his book and returns to writing we hear a familiar voice say “And what about very old friends?” and then the credits come up

my sister wishes for this literally every single day..

i talk a lot of crap for a legal adult who listens to one direction

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%