Welcome to my life. Sorry about the mess

SOMETHIN BOUT THE WAY YOU TASTE……MAKES ME WANNA CLEAR MY THROAT!!

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

all of which is to say it's crazy that mega-corporations are now pushing education to be "what if you paid us whatever we tell you to for the rest of your life and never do math or write anything ever again"

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting the social realities.

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

im never leaving this hellsite

fem kaiji

science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years

Humanizing: Hey, I’m sorry that I blew up like that earlier. In the moment I felt really attacked and overwhelmed and I reacted badly, but I know you didn’t mean to offend me with what you said, so that behavior is on me.

If you're diabetic, you don't have to eat the honey glazed ham that will send you into a coma (their example). But you also can't yell at the person offering it and accuse them of trying to kill you. You can just say "thanks, but my body can't handle that kind of sugar intake, so I'll pass"

ok, im medicated and felt too free and joyful. enjoyed the summer and found a job. gonna start posting again with more joy

happy belated fathers day i guess