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that? oh thats the mysterious bruise i got thursday , #mybruise

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

you can follow me for the fandom you enjoy but watch out

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

this was tumblr in 2013

This is tumblr in 2026

see one of the reasons i actually never want a trc show is ik the second i saw rovinsky acted out on my screen i would hate every other ronan ship everyone shut the fuck up and let those two murdersuicide together

i <3 reading perverted fanfiction where you can tell that the author has actually had a cigarette put out on them before

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

rip ronan lynch you would've loved to tell everyone you know "the pope said i have to bomb openai data centers"