Full of Love and Rage and Caffeine

What kills me is that Shane IS selfish and self-centered in ways that make him a really interesting character, because he's laser focused on hockey and everything he does is in service to that, but being closeted and afraid to come out, especially given the canonical, textual, on-page threats he receives about it IS NOT SELFISH. Repeatedly asking his partner if he's okay and being rebuffed and choosing not to push IS NOT SELFISH. Being consumed by anxiety about his career to the point that it's distorting his relationship with food IS NOT SELFISH.

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context

sarah wozniewicz & fanuza kadirova being mysteriously and miraculously spared from the first phase of expansion is giving me this evil kind of false hope and i don't like it

in the eyes of many a tumblr user, the way to be a good person is to have the most moral ocd possible

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

Name idea: the Hamilton Homewreckers

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

i hope michael hirschfeld stubs his toe every single hour of every single day for the rest of his damn life

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode