We here on Tumblr like to think of ourselves as monsterfuckers but, listen, none of us are on the level of the moms who buy porn off Amazon.
We all know about Chuck Tingle, right? At this point we’ve all seen Space Raptor Butt Invasion and Bigfoot Sommelier Butt Tasting. But did you know that the bigfoots and dinosaurs are NOT random - they are a parody of a real genre of monster erotica that no longer exists because it was cracked down on by Amazon. The space raptor butt invasion is real. T. Rexes are only the beginning. Some titles I’ve found off google right now:
Cum for Bigfoot
The Horny Night Gaunt
The Horny Minotaur
The Claiming of Angelica, the Supernatural Sleuth: Her Erotic Adventures in the Haunted House on the Hill (The Sexual Misadventures of Angelica, the Surprisingly Submissive Supernatural Sleuth, #2)
Cum for the Phantom
Bred by the Tree Man
The Horny Leprechaun [sensing a pattern here]
Gator Got Her
I Fucked the Swamp Creature (Monster Sex #1)
The Horny Leprechaun 2
It briefly hit the news that Amazon was full of bizarro porn shorts (not just monster fucking but iirc that was the most prominent one) and Amazon went through a moral panic and deleted all the books. You can still find listings of them on Goodreads. Some of the authors moved on to writing full length romance novels or left for other venues like Smashwords.
Was just thinking about this stuff again. I forgot to mention here that dinosaur smut in particular was the hottest Amazon trend in 2012, and being silly in the middle of it was how Chuck Tingle made his first big splash.
I was there Gandalf…
And if you want to read about how Amazon reacted to all this here you go.
Wow thank you so much for that article. A couple excerpts:
They have titles that are often more silly than sexy — from "Demons Love Ass," part of Trisha Danes' "Beasts & Booty" collection, to "Frankenstein's Bitch" and "Sex With My Husband's Anatomically Correct Robot" — and the plots are never less than imaginative. A feline shapeshifter might be saved from a tree by a firefighter with a cat fetish (as in the ebook "Out on a Limb"), or a buxom cattle rancher might be abducted and kept enslaved "in a strange, perverted alien zoo" ("Milked by the Aliens"). […] In October, the online news site The Kernel published an incendiary story called "An Epidemic of Filth," claiming that online bookstores like Amazon, Barnes & Noble, WHSmith, and others were selling self-published ebooks that featured "rape fantasies, incest porn and graphic descriptions of bestiality and child abuse." The story ignited a media firestorm in the U.K, with major news outlets like the Daily Mail, The Guardian, and the BBC reporting on the “sales of sick ebooks.” […] It wasn’t just Bigfoot who was herded into extinction. Wade says that 60% of her titles disappeared from Amazon and other online bookstores. "They started sending my books randomly back to draft mode" — where new ebooks are uploaded and edited before going on sale — "and I'd get an email from them saying, 'We found the following books in violation of our content guidelines,'” she recalls. “But they wouldn't tell me why. There were no specifics. It was a huge guessing game trying to figure out what the issue was." […] "Writing monster erotica has become a hostile work environment," she says. "I'm tired of the BS. It's just easier to write in a different genre and avoid the scrutiny."
It’s crazy to look back at that moment in time knowing how much further it’s all gone. And this is one reason I’ve gone a bit off the beaten path in publishing my own books.
In light of Gumroad’s complete sex ban and Patreon’s concerning tightening of policies, I think it’s important to remember how many hidden steps have taken us this far, and how utterly harmless most of the work in question is.
Really funny that this is going around and getting notes like #someday I’ll write books like these. Guys, these aren’t novels. These are 2000-5000 word pornographic short stories. And they were mostly bad! I used to write and sell these, and mine were terrible. You could write something as good as them in a couple hours right now if you wanted to. Live the dream. Just don’t try to sell it on Amazon.
















