Full of Love and Rage and Caffeine

Name idea: the Hamilton Homewreckers

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

i hope michael hirschfeld stubs his toe every single hour of every single day for the rest of his damn life

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

vegas has been rewatching the professor puck expansion rules video over and over they just dont get it yet give them a minute :(