Full of Love and Rage and Caffeine

sarah wozniewicz & fanuza kadirova being mysteriously and miraculously spared from the first phase of expansion is giving me this evil kind of false hope and i don't like it

in the eyes of many a tumblr user, the way to be a good person is to have the most moral ocd possible

The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards

Name idea: the Hamilton Homewreckers

disgraced nascar driver pulling over after a devastating loss and shooting the car in the head like an injured horse

i hope michael hirschfeld stubs his toe every single hour of every single day for the rest of his damn life

(opening my ribcage) and this is where i keep my hot stab of shame

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!