TheRaspBerryKing

Incredibly lifelike

He’s squaring up alright

Day 1 of eating every plant I see

feed me.

cool looks regular *bite*

you start to feel something strange...

oh

just kidding.

It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

I was having lunch with them today and my grandpa started throwing napkins at my grandmother, and she balled it up and looked all set to throw it back but then she put it down and said “I will not throw it because I was brought up properly, you were dragged” she has spent ¾ of her life with this man

i feel like tumblr would expose super heroes secret identities real fast with all its crazy ass jokes

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

in honor of the resident evil 2 remake coming out i think its time to dust off this post. just one last time.

Raging Demon

It's a Vietnamese Hmong dog for those asking

It looks like a mix of a cat and a dog in the opposite way to how a fox looks like a mix of a cat and a dog.

this is simply terrifying. how do you erase knowledge please ?

so, the sun and the earth sound about how i would’ve expected, and a lot of other planets just make strong wind sounds which is perfectly reasonable but venus sounds like pure dread?!?! WHY IS SATURN SCREAMING?!? pluto isn’t bad and is actually kinda nice but it’s very strange to me too like Why Does It Do That. jupiter is super chill 10/10. pluto and jupiter need to collab i would buy that album

oh, fuck, guys, you know what this means? it means the ancient world was right about the music of the spheres. 

i can hear these photos and i don’t like it

“Oh ok wow this is fucking creepy but very interesting and-JESUS CHRIST SATURN OH GOD NO PLEASE NO”

WHY DOES IT DO THAT

There is nothing as eerie as having an owl fly over you at night. You can *sense* something’s there, but it’s utterly silent in passage.

There is nothing as eerie as having an owl fly over you at night. You can *sense* something’s there, but it’s utterly silent in passage.

I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.

I'm actually gonna cry over these crabs.....

GRABBY PATTIES