marxism-leninism-mushroomism

ads have taken up a considerable percent of your lifetime semiotic experience

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop

you start to understand why they invented the bed

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

“our age of bronze is collapsing” is this beautiful random burst of monty python dialogue amidst the drudgery of nolan’s vision and i think it should win the first-ever oscar for best solitary line

[wringing my hands as i look out my window directly overlooking wall street, watching the sun rise on october 29, 1929] aw fuck it’s the great depression