marxism-leninism-mushroomism

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

Mine carrier pigeon doth wander

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

today's reason I fucking love the open source community: Ageless Linux, a brand new Debian-based operating system specifically designed to break the law by giving children access to computers that explicitly refuse to track their age.

reblog this post to help a child break the law

oh goddamn this whole page goes so hard actually, please go read it. what an impressive, visceral takedown of this dumb law