gotta put the sheep in the sheep chute to shoot the sheep

never have I ever seen a creature so passively Not Having A Good Time before

When a lamb is stuck it'll just Sit There. They won't struggle unless they think they can get away.

This is giving off "piping bag of mouse" post vibes

hate that english makes you say things like "that that" and "do do"

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

i know it's like a mafia movie cliche but think about how impractical "cement shoes" are. like that cement takes a long time to set. imagine you're a snitch and you're gonna sleep with the fishes but they have to get you in these things first. you're tied up in a chair. you've got an enforcer putting your feet in the wet cement. he's making sure the molds around your feet are tight and secure. he's keeping watch on you so that you don't run. that cement takes a long time to set. maybe you two get to talking. nothing to lose if you're gonna die soon. maybe he's got pretty eyes. that cement takes a long time to set. what was i talking about

stop sending me asks about goncharov. that's so two months ago, the story and themes were locked down already, we can't add a cement shoes scene there's no room for a cement shoes scene

It's such an iconic scene everyone thinks it was from Goncharov, but it's actually from the short film Pier 96 that Francis Ford Coppola did for Cannes the following year, which also starred Ice Pick Joe actor John Cazale as "Jimmy The Snitch", so the confusion is understandable.

LMFAOOOO ELON MUSK JUST GOT STABBED BY AN EX TWITTER EMPLOYEE

sorry I felt like lying

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