fuck.

girls writing poetry are always like “i fed my blood to the coyotes i reached inside of myself and tore out my own lungs” and i’m always like damn u good? Mood tho

men writing poetry be like “cigarettes”

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

A FRIEND

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

this entire post should not be a thing

Hey guys I just wanted to pop in and say that you’re all a bunch of disgusting demons from hell

if you’re able to see a therapist, you don’t need a special reason to. you don’t need to be mentally ill, traumatised or majorly screwed up - most of a therapist’s patients are just regular people with a few feelings to sort out! go see a therapist!

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then

this is…. meta as fuck

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

Peanut butter is gross wtf

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!