CallMeBlaze

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ᯓ HELL YEAH WOOHOOO- idk how people make these help- ᯓ

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giving bro a concussion and diseases by dropping him into dirty sewage water 5 times in a row

Where is the device? Not on their back, like with purple. So my explanation? THAT'S ALTERNATE RED. Why else would rodamrix make two timelines? To eventually have them converge. YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHER WISE.

wait what, this actually makes a lot of senseee

you are supposed to exercise, but if it's not strength training, it doesn't count cuz you aren't losing weight. oh you only do strength training? oh no, your injuries are your FAULT because you didn't stretch enough.

you should go on a diet. oh no, not like that, you went too far and now have the scary eating disorder that makes you a monster. no unless you look like a skeleton, it's obviously not an eating disorder and you should try harder.

that one time you didn't wear sunscreen 10 years ago is the sole reason of your skin cancer. your skin cancer is your fault and proof that you should've taken care of yourself better. you're evil. no i don't care that it's on your fucking butt cheek that never saw the light of day.

you should fear fear fear. fear EVERYTHING more. no the stress that causes obviously doesn't affect your body.

oh you're stressed? IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU'RE SICK, YOU SHOULD MANAGE YOUR STRESS (whatever the fuck that means because you can't really choose your emotions).

if you fail any of these moral obligations, you will become The Big Sick, which is the most evil lifeform to exist. it is the proof of your laziness and lack of discipline and therefore you don't deserve any help, because you caused your own problems, which is like morally the worst thing you can do.

because illness is definitely something that's prevetable and not something that's inevitable unless you die young to tragic circumstances.

actually more 20-somethings and 30-somethings should kill themselves because they're scared of aging and becoming the The Big Sicks.

if you make these exact same lifestyle choices, but don't (immediately) suffer the same consequences, then it's fine btw, don't worry. also you are still superior to Big Sicks, because it wasn't actually your choices that make you evil, it is your illness.

no we're not ableist, we just care about your health, wdymmm

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"Paradoxical serpent."

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It just struck me that I have never really published any of my tbotv art on here. So here's a piece literally no one except for me would ever view as tbotv fanart lol.

Don't mind the lighting/camera being ass.

(While @blaze-mc is my Minecraft shitpost blog, this felt main worthy lol.)

but i gotta say, i hate how i never perfectly fit anywhere. i am not trans and i am not cis, i reject both labels, tho i realize this might be the first time you hear that from me. this is not negotiable and i ask you nicely not to try to convince me i am "trans enough", please, spare me.

as of recently, i also realized that while i am well-versed in voidpunk (having a voidsona myself and that also being the only sona i have), i am not truly alterhuman. or well, not compared to other alterhumans. i don't deeply believe this - it's not that important for me or my identity. it's not a core feature, it's just something i do.

so now on top of the fact i fucking suck at being human, i also apparently fucking suck at NOT being human. i am not fully comfortable with any of these labels.

and you know, other than being a special fucking snowflake, i am not much of... anything, really. i could spend the rest of my life being a cis woman, marry a man, be called she/her and a human my entire existence, and that wouldn't really suck for me? yes, i am happier this way, but i am not particularly unhappy just being what society wants me to. i don't care. and that sucks. because i will spend my life bouncing back and forth like a volleyball just going "huh, i don't relate to that" on each end of the net. just awkwardly nodding my head when people with real problems and facing real backlash talk. they expect me to relate to them. but i don't.