hi im duck

history was made on that day

was gonna say spirk walked so destiel could run but it's more like spirk ran so destiel could twist their ankle fifteen yards from the finish line

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???