the poetics of sex

so damn accurate

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

People out here using their talents for pure evil

POLAR BEAR???!!!???!!???

So cute!!

the freaking Pirates music

This the whooping as he grabs his can of soft drink for me lmao

Kings

How dare you

And THAT is why AotC slaughtered most mandos I know

When you think about it, it’s not that unreasonable that people would become more relaxed around Geralt because of Jaskier. This big ass dude with two scary swords whose profession it is to slay beasts that could tear apart whole villages in seconds is being followed around by a twink with a lute like a lost baby duck. He talks Geralt’s ear off, sings songs about him, and Geralt lets him.