pass the vodka boys its gamer hours

any time I see a dog in a grocery store I wonder why we just let that happen

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy

Just ripped the underwear (paper bag) off my whimpering twink (raspberry danish)

do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

do yall tjink this 0.20$ can last me the rest of my lfie

grimes is on my shit list forever because she could have easily killed that guy but she didn't. i don't care

why did that guy from the backstreet boys ask "am i sexual?" and why did his friends say yes

That's just male bonding

"my son turned out fine" maam your son was killed by one of my strong as fuck skeleton warriors