It's Ya Boy

I love it when I see posts that describe me. It’s just nice to know that I’m not the only one with this habit.

Damn

was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of "oh you mean like horton hears a who?"

Explain???

The Lego movie is Gnosticism

I’m crying my beautiful husband has wrapped the most limp wristed pathetic sickly blunt in the world

-2 grams of weed in this bad boy. you smoke this and you get less high

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

No more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down etc

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

im so addicted to vaccines theyre delicious i want them all they make me strong and ferocious

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted