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This sounds like an excuse, but I’m being so real when I say my computer is the reason I haven’t written more than three paragraphs since the 7th

Look at this bullshit.

Context: my computer loves to do this silly thing where it spams the ‘j’ key without any actual input. And we don’t know why or how to stop it.

We’ve tried removing the key physically.

We’ve tried turning the whole keyboard off (which works, but sometimes I need the key board; I have two, but it’s the main one that acts up and I sometimes need it despite usually using the second one)

Nothing fucking works and I hate it

I left to grab chips and it wrote two pages of js

And in the time it’s taken to write this? TWO FUCKING MORE

I’m about to climb on top of a fridge and yell about how much of a nightmare this fucking house is and it’s all cus of the stupid fucking j key

Apologies for the rant, it’s been acting up again today worse than usual (I can’t even send a friend a discord message without looking like I’m having a stroke) and I’m tired.

Y’all aren’t getting any context beyond:

-this is the most I’ve written since the 7th

-the names/pronouns stay censored

-this is not a flashback

-you are not ready for part two of this fic

-good fucking luck, I’m feeling evil

-yes this is the TADAA fic

As an apology, I offer some teasers and a bit of bts:

Some quotes from the next chapter (aka, the reason all those new tags were added:

-“He could abstract me for all I care.”

-“Just please…Just don’t make me live.”

-“It wont hurt, Please”

-“I can’t do this anymore,”

-“Then just let me be weak.”

-“let me abstract by accident.”

Turns out I accidentally turned LCS into a bit of a vent fic in some places, and the next chapter (titled I Can Make Her Worse; gasp, an early title reveal, I’m spoiling you) is definitely an example of that…

Other than that, I thought I’d share some ideas for future parts that I either need help on deciding if I should keep, I have already decided their place in the story, or are being completely removed (and you’ll have no idea which is which until I release those parts lmao):

(Aka, have two truths and a lie, but there’s more truths and more lies and you don’t know how many of each-)

-Part two is just called “B A L L S”

-Ribbits has a crush on Jax and it stays and evolves

-Jackie is trans

-Jax gets along with Gummigoo

-Pomni never gets her wings back, but she does get her iconic unicorn horn

-Ribbit had lung cancer and was thus into Breaking Bad, but Jax never actually watched with them

-Scratch had a crush on Kinger *and* Queenie (bi king)

-Ribbit was born in Canada, and Jax spent most of his life in Canada

-The next parts theme is “I Love You Still”

-Thomas (from the Jax Song Official)will be an important character at some point

Good news is that my stylus arrived and now I can finally draw properly!! Hooray!

Bad news is that flipaclip didn't save my animation and the storyboard was basically done. It's all gone. Dudee nooo they took everything!! And also that my new stylus is lowk ass with the program I use so it's gonna take me some time to get used to it🙏 here's pomni sketches with my new pen

Yoooooo congrats on the stylus! Hooway!!

Mad for the animation, I genuinely don’t mind if it takes more than a few days to do lol. Animation takes a long time and you already pump art out like no one’s business, take your time!

Also, Pomni’s adorable, look at her

I suck at fluff-

Like, wtf is this shit, I've been stuck here for two hours now, how do happy writers do this???

Incase you ever wanted to know how I got the name "Theory Arhcon" (aka Theory God), it's cus I have a habbit of dumping paragraphs of theories and lore onto my friends, and I kinda got the name slapped on me everntually...

Anywho, time to live up to the name, have some fun TADAA au facts:

Year trapped in Circus, age, year of birth:

Kinger: 1996-48=1948

Queenie: 1996-50=1946

Ragatha: 2015-30=1985

Kaufmo: 2016-27=1989

Ribbit: 2019-23=1997

Jax: 2019-22=1998

Gangle: 2022-26=1995

Zooble: 2022-22=2000

Pomni: 2023-25=1998

Wizz.Exe: 2024-21=2002

Blair: 2027-29=1998

Tickie: 2030-27=2003

Alice: 2031-24=2007

Jackie: 2032-19=2014

Tastes like (all of these were chosen with the help of my beta reader; everyone say thank you beta reader):

Jax: field of flowers (specifically lilies and daisies)

Pomni: ren fair, popcorn

Ribbit: snow and cold wind

Caine: baby powder and wet wipes

Gangle: old buildings

Zooble: Chex mix and bubble gum

Ragatha: hay and alfalfa

Kinger: burgers

Queenie: hotdogs

Kaufmo: latex, condoms, and cherry cough drops/candy

Blair: fresh laundry (the cleaning supplies take on the scent specifically)

Tickie: pennies/copper

Alice: cookies and mystery drinks

Jacks: cotton candy/fruity

Wiz: you know that feeling when you lick a live wire?

Bubble: soap

Pickles?

Jax: eats them from the jar with fingers

Pomni: gets bowls of them at a time and eats them with a fork

Ribbit: will steal them from Jax/Pomni’s hand/fork

Caine: doesn’t eat

Gangle: doesn’t like the vinegar taste

Zooble: will have them if offered

Ragatha: eats them from the jar with fork

Kinger: will eat them in a burger, but not straight

Queenie: will eat them in a burger, but not straight

Kaufmo: will eat the whole jar and the juice if left unattended

Blair: good after work snack

Tickie: will eat if too tired to make an actual snack

Alice: will eat on accident if distracted and won’t complain

Jacks: will request no pickles, but will eat them if they show up anyway

Wiz: will fight someone if pickles end up in their food

Bubble: will eat the pickles, juice, and jar

Favorite pastime:

Jax: acrobatics; aerial silks

Pomni: dirt biking; rock climbing

Ribbit: figure skating; crocheting

Caine: designing videogames

Gangle: drawing

Zooble: skateboarding; race car/go-cart driving

Ragatha: horse back riding

Kinger: chess (lmao)

Queenie: checkers (they argue about it a lot)

Kaufmo: music composing/writing

Blair: sewing

Tickie: Beat Saber

Alice: reading

Jacks: volleyball

Wiz: writing; coding

*Dude my AU is so fucked-*

I won’t spoil beyond that, and I won’t actually address what this means for my au until the 19th in fear of spoiling someone, but to those who know:

And the fact that it’s officially 65 pages long….

Once the finale hits YouTube and I’m able to add it to the list, I’m publicizing my findings (along with finally getting around to doing the same for Abstradegy and some other meme ships…)

I noticed Kingers other tab said “CANDA”. I thought it might’ve been a typo for Canada, or maybe some coding reference, so I looked it up and…

Uhhhhh….

Wtf do I do with this information???

Has anyone else noticed this and I just didn’t know????

New hc that Caine was originally gonna be a fashion-based AI and something happened along the way?????

What?????

These are quickly becoming one of my favorite notifications to get, I hope you know