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congrats to guns on becoming Woke, joining the NFL, the Bible, Bud Light, and the concept of empathy.

scrub daddies should feel pain when you use them but in order to prevent a binary qualic state they should first be exposed to experiences such as regret, disappointment, joy, wonderment, etc so that the suffering is legible within a register of experiential meaning. this will make them clean dishes better.

Less magic schools. More magic universities. Unlearn the simplified models of your secondary education. Discover how to reference scrolls written by a wizard possessed by a different wizard. Identify bias in the voices that whisper from beyond the veil. Have your institution be accused of promoting a Merlinist agenda. Become addicted to energy potions.

start an onlyacolytes account to pay for tuition

Rush a wizard frat, and get hazed by an ancient dragon

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

”There is a very concerning lack of education to combat antisemitism in our youth” correct! “Far too many people believe the Holocaust wasn’t real” very much correct! “The world is becoming an actively more dangerous place for Jews worldwide” true facts! “Especially because ‘anti-zionists’ are just antisemites pretending otherwise” fuck off fuck off fuck off don’t you realise that Israel’s existence and Israel’s rhetoric that Israel Is Judaism(TM) is the major reason why Jews are in so much danger

Ukraine has been fighting a defensive war for near 5 years and we are okay with trickle feeding them weapons until they die and we demonize them in the process. Israel starts a war with Iran and we immediately start bombing Iran and ignore that this is a war of aggression